Where do you hide the spare keys to your house?

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  1. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    We don't have an extra set of keys. In fact, we only have one key, to the bottom lock, and I don't even have it, lol.
     
    Kinky Ramona, Mar 24, 2008
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  3. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    under a large brick.
     
    crummyrummy, Mar 24, 2008
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  5. groovydude

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    I keep one in my wallet cos I never lose both my keys and my wallet.
     
    groovydude, Mar 24, 2008
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  7. azucena

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    my best friend (who lives 250 miles away) has it for when she comes to visit, so if i get locked out i have to jump in my back window.
     
    azucena, Mar 24, 2008
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  9. BraveSirRubin

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    I don't have a spare key.

    But if I had one, and had an outdoors type cat, then I would tie the key to the cat's collar. Or maybe a dog, a dog could work too. I'd just hope that they don't eat it.
     
    BraveSirRubin, Mar 25, 2008
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  11. Deus Ex Cirrhosis

    Deus Ex Cirrhosis Deadbeat

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    I never got a key for where I live now. The door's always unlocked.
     
    Deus Ex Cirrhosis, Mar 25, 2008
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  13. ESRUOS ENO

    ESRUOS ENO Senior Member

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    I dont lock my doors i have big dogs...
     
    ESRUOS ENO, Mar 25, 2008
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  15. ESRUOS ENO

    ESRUOS ENO Senior Member

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    hey that is a good idea....
     
    ESRUOS ENO, Mar 25, 2008
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  17. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    under a foundation stone attached to my garage [​IMG]

    Hotwater
     
    hotwater, Mar 25, 2008
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  19. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

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    this is a dumb thread. tell everyone in the world how to break into your house without breaking anything. i hide one up my ass and my landlord does the same with the other one.

    oh there is also one hidden in the collar arround the next of our full grown pet aligator.

    =^^=
    .../\...
     
    themnax, Mar 25, 2008
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  21. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Would the name of your pet alligator happen to be Wally?


    Hotwater
     
    hotwater, Mar 25, 2008
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  23. hippiehillbilly

    hippiehillbilly the old asshole

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    i havent locked the doors to my house in so long im not even sure where the keys to the house are,much less the spare ones..

    as far as that gos,i dont think ive pulled the keys out of the ignition of the car in 10 years lol...
     
    hippiehillbilly, Mar 25, 2008
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  25. mitten_kitten

    mitten_kitten daisymae

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    I tape mine to the front door. I hope no one figures it out.
     
    mitten_kitten, Mar 25, 2008
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  27. IamnotaMan

    IamnotaMan I am Thor. On sabba-tickle. Still available via us

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    is Bird planning on doing an Insurance Job with the whole population of hipforums?
     
    IamnotaMan, Mar 25, 2008
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  29. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    I was a latch key kid growing up, my mom would safety pin the key to the inside of my pocket...
     
    mystical_shroom, Mar 25, 2008
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  31. jerry420

    jerry420 Doctor of everything Lifetime Supporter

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    i dont have a key...ive never needed one...
     
    jerry420, Mar 25, 2008
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  33. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    Is it because you open doors with the power of your mind..?
     
    mystical_shroom, Mar 25, 2008
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  35. Makaveli_Reborn

    Makaveli_Reborn No?

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    Is that it under the big sign that says "SPARE KEY V"?
     
    Makaveli_Reborn, Mar 25, 2008
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  37. Death

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    me too i wore it on a chain around my neck. talk about nerdy
     
    Death, Mar 25, 2008
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  39. Allonym

    Allonym cheesecake slut

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    under teh stairs
    though i think the mud under the hstairs mayve eaten it by now
    i insisted on having a spare key hidden outside. i forget shit, its good to have one fro when i temporariliy misplace my keys. i dont think its even been used since we put it out there though
     
    Allonym, Mar 25, 2008
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