OK, since school has started back for me, i joined the academic team as usual. So we have a little quick recall meet today. All goes well, in fact it goes great. We beat the other team senseless the final score being 41-3. So after the match i go into this school's bathroom with the intent of takin a piss. There are two urinals, both in use as i walk in so i go to the stalls. I look at the first stall but seeing as how public bathrooms are gross, someone left a turd in there. so i go to the next. I am just being a jackass as usual and kick the door open, to my suprise a kid, probably a freshman is in there bustin a shit. So left with this sight before me i scream "HOLY FUCK!" and run outta the bathroom. As i go to get back on the bus i am laughing my ass off and everyone is like what's so funny? Well needless to say i got more than a few laughs with this story. Hope yall liked it as well and everyone else did.
hahahah...omg. That's really gross. I never poo poo in public toilets, if I can help it. I hate it when people leave their shit behind.... it should be illegal to shit in public restrooms, just for that reason. Fucking assholes.....
That's nasty....but somewhat funny...just because of the image I have in my head. Thank you, that's exactly what I wanted to think about.
roflmao!!!!!!!!!!! Omg, I just spit orange juice everywhere! Damn you! I was at the dq once and taking a piss in the stall and a mentally disabled kid on the other side of the door started pissing on my shoe. So I'm screaming and shit and this kid with down syndrome. He looked like he was gonna fucking die i felt so bad.
Posts: 213 Yes i do! Did you know you're a prude? If ya don't like it don't post. Solves your problem and mine. What in the name of anything that might possibly make sense in this poor f**ked up pod of a world does 'prude' have to do with this issue? What? I made a comment. You don't like it. So what. Forums are for participation. Get used to it.
That's cruel man. Kinda reminds me of the time I was in this hospital, and there were a lot of "mentally disabled" people around. Ya know how those hospital outfits they give everyone are open at the bottom? Well I was walking around and all of a suden something stated to smell really, really bad. I couldn't quite put my finger on what it was, but when I looked down I saw a big steaming pile of poo on the ground underneath this guy between his legs. I swear, I almost threw up right then and there. He saw the look on my face and just smiled like he had no idea what he did. Seriously, he just took a dump on the floor. Friggin gross. Needless to say I had to spend a few minutes catching some fresh air afterward.
X.X..yuck!! *throws up* I feel bad for those mentally retarded people...but I also feel bad for you man...I'd be out of public bathrooms for surs looking at someone shitting on the floor ( now how about the people CLEANING UP the bathrooms...X~X , how can they take on tough jobs like that?Of coarse it's a good thing they exist...lol)
Anyone ever notice that when you are in a public bathroom, and you accidently let a fart out, you always to the fake sniffle, then cough? I know i'm not the only one! LMFAO!
I try not to take dumps in public bathrooms... They're so gross, except Starbucks, they keep it nice and clean and have paper seat covers... I shit in Starbucks as often as possible!
I hate public bathrooms ever since my best friends uncle asked me how atractive I thought he was This was happening while I was trying to pee in one of the urinals... don't get me wrong I'm gay BUT that was just TOO weird for me!
San Francisco, the last time I went, had the best public restrooms ever. They cost a quarter to use(maybe .50), but every time somebody comes out it seals the door and fills the restroom with water to clean it.
