HELP! Obscure book that you might know the name of...

I am trying to find a book that I read ages ago and it was SO good but I can't for the life of me remember the title.

I only remember fragments of the story ...

I remember it featured a walking-and-talking grasshopper or praying mantis that was completely obsessed by womens breasts - he kept seeing them as eyes.

And believe it or not - that's all I have to go on! I know it sounds strange and it is! It's an awesome book.

Has anyone heard of it?

 

buahahhahaa no i havent ever heard of it but the description made me laugh