i just invented a drink

and it layers like the jamaican flag
so what shall i call it?
my first thought was jah juice
but that's kinda offensive

 

it may help to know what it consists of...

 

but...then someone will steal the recipe

 

well then.... how about "jah's secret?"

 

but if we know the recipe, then we can make and enjoy it for ourselves. And possibly be inspired into thinking of a name while drinking it

 

you think i am naive?


it's like next thing you'll be asking me whats in sky juice
ha fuck that, sky juice is my secret recipe!

thinking about that, most of the drinks i invent are called something juice....


the ingredients are very tropical and they all form the jamaican flag, so think of something along those lines

 

how 'bout "bummaclot"?

 

so apparently the jamaican theme is mandatory...



and juice is preferable too...



...tropical slumjuice?

 

Call it the Dirty Beach.

 

Racisms about context.

I think Jamanade would be a good one.

 

Jamanade is amazing.

 

you guys are so racist
i might as well call it jah juice
but yeah i like some of these ideas
i think i need to have another one before i'll know which one fits really

 

the jamaican flag does not layer:


how could you get the drink to look like that?

 

oh wait you're probably thinking of the ethiopian flag:

got it

 

ethiopian it is, i am not good with flags

 

well this changes everything...


unfortunately, starvation AIDSjuice doesn't sound appealing...




isn't there already a drink with such a color combo called a stoplight?

 

ethiopia is hugely important to rastafarians, a vast amount of which are jamaican, and people often associate its flag with rastas.

probably a lot of people could mistake it for the jamaican flag, come to think of it

 

but whats in it, what does it taste like? i think it would be easier to help name it if we knew. you don't want us to know what it is, but you want us to know? we're doing your work for nothing in return. i think thats unfair

 

call it a Hallelujah it literally means Praise Jah, although it is up to you what Jah literally means...

 

I invented a drink the other day at work. Go to a dairy queen and order a raspberry freeze float. Trust me. Tell them you want a freeze made as a float. You will all love me I'm so serious. Or do it with whatever your favorite flavor slushie is.