I will read your fortune

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by ~Panties, Mar 18, 2008.

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  1. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    Will I poop today? I have been constipated lately, and I don't want to resort to enemas because I do enemas for fun not as a solution. Please DirtyPanties let me know if this will happen today, I will be pulling for an affirmative..
     
    mystical_shroom, Mar 20, 2008
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  3. mitten_kitten

    mitten_kitten daisymae

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    I don't have a question, so maybe you could just tell me something random and useless...
     
    mitten_kitten, Mar 20, 2008
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  5. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    Ashgabat is the capital of Turkmenistan
     
    I'minmyunderwear, Mar 20, 2008
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  7. Piaf

    Piaf Senior Member

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    *cough* show off *cough*
     
    Piaf, Mar 20, 2008
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  9. mitten_kitten

    mitten_kitten daisymae

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    You rule, undies...[​IMG]
     
    mitten_kitten, Mar 20, 2008
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  11. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    i have mad google skills :sunglasse
     
    I'minmyunderwear, Mar 20, 2008
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  13. Piaf

    Piaf Senior Member

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    Lol...True.
    But I'm sure you have some other skills as well.
     
    Piaf, Mar 20, 2008
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  15. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    you know it
     
    I'minmyunderwear, Mar 20, 2008
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  17. Piaf

    Piaf Senior Member

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    No, I dont. But I'll take your word for it.
     
    Piaf, Mar 20, 2008
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  19. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    Is someone going to read me my fortune or not, this is what my happiness is relying on :(
     
    mystical_shroom, Mar 20, 2008
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  21. mitten_kitten

    mitten_kitten daisymae

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    Shroom..

    You will have that poop today, and it will look like the virgin Mary...afterwards, you will see a vision...
     
    mitten_kitten, Mar 20, 2008
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  23. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    :hurray: Holy Crap...literally...


    Thank you Mitten!
     
    mystical_shroom, Mar 20, 2008
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  25. ~Panties

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    It has happened, now isnt this fun?


    MysticalShroom

    the everseeing oracle tells me that you are truely the one with the dirty panties. Your last poop was not one of those easy free and clean sliders . You need to be more thorough with your wiping. Try Charmin Extra Strong.
     
    ~Panties, Mar 20, 2008
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  27. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    5 cents?
     
    Tree-Hugger, Mar 20, 2008
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  29. ~Panties

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    [​IMG]

    This is the customary fee for advice right?
     
    ~Panties, Mar 21, 2008
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  31. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    that was about 40 years ago... adjust for inflation
     
    I'minmyunderwear, Mar 21, 2008
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  33. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    Sadly I don't have any money. :(
     
    Tree-Hugger, Mar 22, 2008
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  35. ~Panties

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    My instincts tell me that you have at least 5 cents. I'd love to keep a tab if you'd like.

    Anyone else?
     
    ~Panties, Mar 23, 2008
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