beer cap puzzles

this one is too easy. the letter "a", a heart, the letter "e", the letters "ap", a boat, a tie, the letter "t". a hearty appetite.
some guy in a room somewhere at the bottle cap factory is slacking off.

 

"tay", a king card, "it", "on", "the", a lamb. taking it on the lamb.
that wasn't very good either.

 

are you smoking the rocks?

 

What brand of beer is that?

 

Are you drinking Lionshead Beer by any chance?

 

Sounds like a cheap-ass 40 ounce. Yuck.

 

yes I am smoking the rocks.

and I was drinking Ballantine.

 

probably some root beer.

The beer i drink comes with a stomach pump, which is usually needed.

 

Ballantine!

Haha. That reminds me of my days in The Bronx.

I was broke as fuck.

 

ok kid.

 

it's really good though, especially for cheap beer. too bad you can't get it anywhere outside of new york's outskirts.

 

I forgot. Is it a Austrian pilsner?

I might be confusing. We used to get the 20 ounces and the 40 ounces. Forget which was which.

 

wow our beer doesnt have puzzles like that


We just get shitty sports questions

"Which New Zealander won the gold medal in rowing at the 1982 Olympics"

"<Some random All Black> scored how many tries against England at the 1991 World Cup"

"<Random athlete> is famous for what sport?"

and just shit like that

 

it's an ale of some sort. I've seen it in 12, 22 and 40 ounces.

 

I sure do miss you, Ballantine ale.

 

I FUCKING KNEW IT!!!

 

What does "taking it on the lamb" mean? Is that jewish?

 

this guy here knows what I'm talking about :cheers2:

 

do you assume that because I'm part jew? I don't take kindly your pigeonholing, sugartits.

it means to flee from the authorities.