How am I not totally messed up still?

I guess I didn't really get DRUNK last night...I have no idea. Though I've been drinking a lot as of late and am probably building up a tolerance.

 

i can drink a lot if i want.

although if i had what you did, id get sick.

give you props.

 

If I drink beer first, I can't drink liquor, it really will make me sick. Also, tequila kills me...I can't do too much tequila.

 

tequila and me are tight

so far i've drank half a 26er of melon liquor/vodka mix
1 tequila sunrise, and a pornstar shot, which is weak
i'm gonna continue drinking the vodka melon and watch house and eat popcorn and cuddle with my friend

 

Hey I just figured out why you're not messed up annie.

Somebody once told me "spirits before beer, never fear"