My cat is large and in charge

of my lap.

 

Well pin a rose on your nose.

 

my cat is also large but in charge of nothing. when he believes himself to be in charge of my lap, however, he falls asleep and creates terrible farts.

 

:lol:

 

Posers.

 

Sounds like you need to change his diet.

 

I hate cats

 

Good, more pussy for me.

 

hahaha. my cats are the same. then they wake up and through up in my shoes. you haven't had to clean up cat barf unless you've cleaned cat berf out of wool knit clogs. not fun. but tenis shoes are the very worst.

 

Your shoes must smell terrible.

 

unfortunatly yes. i've taken to putting the ines i really like on high surfaces or hanging them from the ceiling<ducktape works miracles> it's quite a site.