yay!!! have a new bf

The vagina is pretty good, but definately not the best thing that can happen to me.

 

Yeah, I know, the best thing that can happen to you is all of us send you naked pictures of ourselves.

 

No thanks, I have passed that phase.

 

So what's the best thing that could happen to you then?

 

Two vaginas.

 

Hahahahaha! Classic.

 

Well done, Bird.

Cate, should we go to Amsterdam to visit him together?

 

How near are you to A-ville, bird?

 

now that i got him to pee outside, i'm going to get him potty trained by getting him to poop naturally by squatting, then he'll be completely house trained

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/03/20/toilets-to-squat-or-not_n_92543.html

 

About an hour and a half. Quite far for the Netherlands actually, since you can drive in three hours throughout the whole country.

 

Wow. How often do you leave the country? Thats like, the size of a city.

 

i woke up next to him at a friends party whose parent's were away after i was really drunk and stoned, i wonder how good the sex was the first time? he doesn't remember either

 

Quite often. I live 10 minutes away from the Belgium border and about three quarters of an hour from Germany. I'll be in Luxemburg and France in a few hours too.

 

Ha...all the best relationships come out of completely random things like that. Are you even sure you had sex? (Of course you are, you can usually feel it the next morning.)

 

So would you pay for Cate and my plane tickets in exchange for, y'know, hot lovin' from two smokin' blondes?

 

I think you are in the wrong thread. This is not the one about whores.

 

Heh. No, I'm just all about combining themes from different threads today.

 

Lol.

 

In that case I only pay for your ticket if you bring some Australian boys as well.

 

are you blonde too? I did not know that...