What did you eat for breakfast?

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  1. Posthumous

    Posthumous Resident Smartass

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    oatmeal.
     
    Posthumous, Mar 19, 2008
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  3. secret_agent_amanda

    secret_agent_amanda Member

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    I had an egg on toast. With cheese. and coffee.
     
    secret_agent_amanda, Mar 19, 2008
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  5. MollyBoston

    MollyBoston Fluffer

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    That should be the next diet fad. Sex. Infomercials:

    "Hi, I'm Todd Hinkelmeyer and I'm here to tell you about the newest way to lose weight safely, quickly and 100% guaranteed. It's called "Getting plowed by me," and it's already worked for literally dozens of women all across the Detroit area. Just listen to these testimonials from real women!"

    "I used to weigh 348 pounds, but after Todd Hinkelmeyer started plowing me three times a day I'm now down to 280! Thanks, Todd!"

    "You're welcome, Mitzi. That's right, for just $19.95 a week you'll get me, in your vagina, three times every day! If you're not fully satisfied, I will refund 100% of your money! You keep the sex! No obligation! And that's not all. Call now and you'll also receive the clap for no extra money!"

    "Call now, 1-800-TOD-PLOW. Todd is standing by."
     
    MollyBoston, Mar 19, 2008
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  7. Posthumous

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    lol, that's all I got to say. That and I'll be right back after posting an ad.
     
    Posthumous, Mar 19, 2008
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  9. secret_agent_amanda

    secret_agent_amanda Member

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    It should say, " If not 100% satisfied, keep the STD's as our gift to you!"
     
    secret_agent_amanda, Mar 19, 2008
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  11. MollyBoston

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    You're right, that's better.
     
    MollyBoston, Mar 19, 2008
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  13. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    i had scrambled eggs, 2 chocolate chip pancakes with syrup, and lots of bacon. glass of milk and OJ
     
    fitzy21, Mar 19, 2008
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  15. praxiskepsis

    praxiskepsis ha!

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    I had two cigarettes for breakfast. Then alka seltzer, vitamin C, a garlic pill, and multi-vitamins pill.
     
    praxiskepsis, Mar 19, 2008
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  17. acga5

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    fruitloops as always
     
    acga5, Mar 19, 2008
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  19. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    i finally had some rice.
     
    mamaKCita, Mar 19, 2008
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  21. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    thats awesome. i'm hiring you to be my testimonial girl for my ebooks
     
    fitzy21, Mar 19, 2008
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  23. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

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    pussy.
     
    redyelruc, Mar 20, 2008
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  25. Bella Désordre

    Bella Désordre Charmed

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    I had a low-fat latte and a crossaint
     
    Bella Désordre, Mar 20, 2008
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  27. MollyThe Hippy

    MollyThe Hippy get high school

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    oatmeal with honey, cranberries, banana and honey with some blueberry herbal tea


    hehehehehe! i'm so hippietally correct hehehehehehehe!
     
    MollyThe Hippy, Mar 20, 2008
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  29. MrFrosty

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    human fetus
     
    MrFrosty, Mar 20, 2008
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  31. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    How was it?


    I went all out this morning and had coffee...
     
    mystical_shroom, Mar 20, 2008
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  33. mitten_kitten

    mitten_kitten daisymae

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    After the usual coffee I had Special K red berry...
     
    mitten_kitten, Mar 20, 2008
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  35. scarlettchasingroses

    scarlettchasingroses strawberry tart

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    breakfast of champions....

    yesterday, i had an egg sandwich with blueberry juice to drink

    this morning i had a bowl of peanut butter bumpers with vanilla rice milk and now i'm drinking some coffee...might eat the apricot scone i brought with in a minute....
     
    scarlettchasingroses, Mar 20, 2008
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  37. DancerAnnie

    DancerAnnie Resident Beach Bum

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    I had a bowl of Muselix and grape nuts mixed together with rice milk, hashbrowns, and a glass of OJ.
     
    DancerAnnie, Mar 20, 2008
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  39. azucena

    azucena vagina farts

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    coffee
     
    azucena, Mar 20, 2008
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