Zombie-Apocalypse

Discussion in 'The Future' started by polecat, Jan 11, 2008.

  1. polecat

    polecat Weerd

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    It's not a question of "if", it's a question of "when". Will you be ready?
     
  2. Utilitarian

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    Let's see...
    http://www.indianrecipesonline.com/recipes/recipe.php?id=243
    Brain 250 Grams Ginger, garlic paste 1 Teaspoon
    Red chilly powder 2 Teaspoons Spice powder 1 Teaspoon
    Onion finely chopped 1 Oil for frying
    Salt to taste

    Ginger garlic, chilli powder, mixed spices, fresh onion, oil, salt, of course we have to wait until those delicious brains are up for grabs then the feast can begin.
     
  3. Formertechno34

    Formertechno34 Member

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    I would be ready, equipped with a shotgun and my 100 pack shells:)
     
  4. peacechicka1

    peacechicka1 Member

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    Gimme 10 million guns and endless supply of ammo and i will be good.
     
  5. Alaskan

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    peacechicka1: All you need is 10 million like mined people to man your guns.
    Good luck.........
     
  6. E-Rocc

    E-Rocc Banned

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    I will be king of the zombie revolution
     
  7. Gratefully Dawg

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    Zombie survival guide man. It helped me prepare for the end. Got my exit strategy already worked out. YOu guys should check it out.
     
  8. Love Fest1969

    Love Fest1969 Classic Rocker

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    I know I'll be ready.
     
  9. Utilitarian

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    Are these dawn of the dead 2004 zombies, dawn of the dead 197X zombies, night of the living dead zombies, 28 days later zombies or world war Z zombies?

    dawn of the dead 2004 running zombies = We're pretty much fecked, might aswell kill as many zombies as possible with a fire axe before killing yourself, do whoever miraculously manages to survive a small favour. The only hope is the join the Navy and hope the top brass has the initiative to set off before any infected get on board, though how they intend to kill 6 billion zombies and restart civilisation within the time period the supplies they can steal from cargo ships etc.. allows beats me.

    dawn of the dead 197X zombies = easy, join a gang and plunder what's left of civilisation like those bikers in the movie. Once everything's plunderred go into the countryside and start a militaristic farming community which patrols it's borders to prevent zombies getting to the settlement.

    night of the living dead zombies = Same as above except be a lot more careful because corpses don't need to be infected to reanimate.

    28 days later = Barricade myself into a well stocked building with lots of water and wait for them all to starve to death. I would do things like fill freezers with tap water before the power turns off and put cups and saucers on the roof so they fill with rain water.

    :D
     
  10. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

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    c'thulu will protect me. c'thulu love zombies.

    =^^=
    .../\...
     
  11. Utilitarian

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    Tell me about cthulhu zombis.
     
  12. FreeEverything

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    I hope those zombie chicks still fuck good :)
     
  13. polecat

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    I can't decide if that's necrophelia or not. I mean you would be having sex with decomposing flesh, but it's not technically dead.
     
  14. E-Rocc

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    instead of eating you out, theyd be eating your brain
     
  15. polecat

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    I hear a movie tagline :p
     
  16. Utilitarian

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    If the zombi virus is orally transmitted it is probably sexually transmitted.
     
  17. dudeman99

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    AR-15. .44 Mag. Backpack of ammo. Water purification. MRE's. Walkie-Talkies. Flares. Lighters. Call me paranoid but it's all in my closet ready to go.
    Peace. lol.
     
  18. autophobe2e

    autophobe2e Senior Member

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    A: honey, i have to tell you something, in a few ours i too will become like THEM
    B: OMIGOD! Where were you bitten?!?!
    A:..........oooookay so i have TWO things to tell you
     
  19. furthurur

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    i'm absolutely loving the fact that someone called peacechicka said gimme 10 million guns [​IMG]


    i will definately be ready, there's a machete by my bed for just such an occasion, and my z-day strategy is as follows:

    KILL KILL KILL the bastards
     

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