Would this turn you on?

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  1. seamonster66

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    I just mentioned to my girlfriend that we should get a "mature teacher" type person. Someone like this maybe


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    I thought it would be hot for her to watch us having sex and tell us that we were doing really good and stuff, maybe helping us out by giving some pointers.

    She told me to shut up and that I was being gross and annoying her.

    Now I think we are breaking up :(
     
    seamonster66, Mar 17, 2008
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  3. Waking Life

    Waking Life Cool looking idiot

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    I'd break up with you too.
     
    Waking Life, Mar 17, 2008
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  5. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    I LAUGHED SO HARD I COUGHED.

    stay away from the light carol ann!
     
    mamaKCita, Mar 17, 2008
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  7. seamonster66

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    the fantasy is just too strong. If I can't satisfy it with the love of my life, she simply has to go.

    Its really bumming me out though, things were going so well :(

    I guess i have to find a new place to live.

    Do you think once I get my new place i should try the personal ads to set up a situtation like this?

    anyone been in a similar situation?
     
    seamonster66, Mar 17, 2008
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  9. Aristartle

    Aristartle Snow Falling on Cedars Lifetime Supporter

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    Talk sex with Sue Johanson:

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    Aristartle, Mar 17, 2008
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  11. Rock Hard

    Rock Hard Hard as Rock...BABY

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    hahahahahahaha....
    They're heeeeere!

    Is your girlfriend blonde and sits in front of a TV when there is no signal?
     
    Rock Hard, Mar 17, 2008
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  13. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    there's probably an internet site for people like you... poltergeistLOVERS.cum
     
    mamaKCita, Mar 17, 2008
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  15. seamonster66

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    Aristartle just made a good pick right there, the 3297413857 year old woman that talks sex. She'd be the perfect expert opinion.

    my girlfriend is not a blonde, but who knows, the next one could be. All I care about is that she would be into this too.

    What do you think got me started and ruined my good thing KC?

    Be careful what you search for guys
     
    seamonster66, Mar 17, 2008
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  17. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    Damn the internet!!!
     
    mamaKCita, Mar 17, 2008
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  19. Waking Life

    Waking Life Cool looking idiot

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    YES! she made sunday nights bearable.
     
    Waking Life, Mar 17, 2008
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  21. zen_arcade

    zen_arcade Banned

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    well, I laughed.
     
    zen_arcade, Mar 17, 2008
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  23. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Dr. Joyce Brothers would seem to be a
    more appropriate choice.


    hotwater
     
    hotwater, Mar 17, 2008
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  25. pink floyd

    pink floyd carousing&ransacking

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    neckerchief!!!
     
    pink floyd, Mar 17, 2008
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  27. guitarslinger

    guitarslinger Schwa

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    your on your own there buddy
     
    guitarslinger, Mar 17, 2008
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  29. Lady of the Freaks

    Lady of the Freaks Senior Member

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    i think you need some lady sonia.
     
    Lady of the Freaks, Mar 17, 2008
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  31. lode

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    You're my favorite ever Gary. Hahahahahaha.
     
    lode, Mar 17, 2008
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  33. seamonster66

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    it seems even open minded hippies do not know where I am coming from

    I might be single for quite a while :(
     
    seamonster66, Mar 17, 2008
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  35. lode

    lode Banned

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    Yikes. Things really over?
     
    lode, Mar 17, 2008
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  37. seamonster66

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    unless I can talk her into something like this before the night is through, yes, it will be over

    lady sonia will just stoke the flame :(
     
    seamonster66, Mar 17, 2008
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  39. seamonster66

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    OH MY GOD

    can you imagine the kind of tricks this woman must know, and I'm sure she could be a little dominating too


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    seamonster66, Mar 17, 2008
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