I'm allergic to the guy sitting next to me

I always come to the library to work on lesson plans, and every morning he walks in and sits next to me. He asks me for my help with stuff yada yada yada. Anyways he's cute BUT he makes me sneeze. haha Anytime he leaves I stop sneazing. He just smiled at me because I apologized....he told me my affliction is cute.


How is constant sneezing cute?

 

Hmmmm.....I bet if I had a cold and snot came flying out of my nose, he wouldn't think it was so cute.....at least I hope not.

 

Hmm..You're allergic to him....I wonder what would happen if you two kissed...Would you suffocate ?

 

maybe he has a thing for snot and freckles.

 

maybe he wears a certain perfume that you're allergic to.

or maybe it's just a sign of attraction between you, lol.

 

Haha snot fetish? eww.

I imagine if I kissed him I would sneeze on him.

Hmmm...maybe. I don't smell any cologne....and no I'm not attracted to him. He's cute but no.

 

My boss makes me gassy. It's true...I can't stop farting around him LOL

 

People's flaws look cute when you really like them.


Hint, Boogabaah.