stoned at school storys thread.

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yo kopojo is that john bonham in your sig?

 

one time this kid that i sit next to in my home ech class came in and i knew he was stoned from the minute i saw him, his face and eyes were all red and i was trying to help him with his sewing project but i couldn't do it without cracking up and they sent him to the office and his mom came and picked him up

 

there was this one time my school burnt down so we had to share the bulding with another highschool. their day ended at 1 and then we went from 1 till 7. anyway, since it started so late my friend and i would always go for coffee before and get ripped out of our minds. then we'd catch the school bus and i'd go to english and work in the cafeteria all stoned. then there was a 10 minute lunch break so we'd go and drink a couple beers and then go to our last few classes extremely buzzed. it was great, no one suspected a thing. and we always made cool shit in the cafeteria like donuts and bagels and cookies. good times.

 

why yes, yes it is. V right there

 

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I never really went to school high until last week when I had a test the first hour of the day. Did a nice L to da face with a friend right before heading in and I was blaaazed as fux.


So I get my test back the next day... Got an A and had the highest score in the class...wtf

Needless to say, I'm not going to class straight again!

 

i went to school on 1/2 8th of shrooms once, kinda blazed too. all went cool, and i actually enjoyed my trip (got to play ultimate frisbee!), but when i got back from lunch i was peaking, and i was immediately called down to talk to the vice principle. i sketched out horribly, thinking someone had ratted me out(my friend got fucked like that for weed), and just about passed out on the walk there... ithought about just going home... turned out they had to change my schedule a bit. the relief from that made the rest of the trip much better

 

yea...i used to go to school stoned all the time last year....i remember one time i forgot we had to take the FCAT that day (if you dont pass it you dont pass to the next grade)......and i smoked, but i got a pretty good grade.
that was so much fun--it makes the day go by soooo fast. but this year i havent really done it because i cant sleep through class anymore.The classes are alot harder. But i ate pot in school the other day. sprinkled it on my samwhich. i didnt realize i had it in my wallet and i didnt want to get in trouble. i was floating all day long. and it was cool because i have art class after lunch....my favorite class of the day. anyway,im just babbling.
--+peace+--

 

one time i smoked before i went to one of my college classes and i was so high i had like, hallucinations of stuff happening

 

iw ent to school high last two days before holldiays (last thursand friday) and it was pretty fun as

i was really tired in the arvo tho

maths sucked the first day but teh second day we werte doing this fun maths game and i was on a roll

 

Ive only been high at school 3 times, but i remember getting stoned at my house and going to pick up my cousin. When i found him he knew right away I was high and everyone was looking at me funny so I got out of there quick. I convinced my cousin it was allergies.

 

shit, i gotta try that sometime myself.

 

I remember going to school high and I got called down to the office and the school police officer was there and I thought I was so busted but it ended being a phone call from my mom. I laughed my ass off afterwards though because I was so paranoid sitting in the office which seemed like it had been hours.

 

i got realllly baked before school one day and i forgot i had a geometry test 1st period. I cant do math problems when im baked so i took the test to the best of my ability (which wasnt that great). The next day when we got the tests back not only did i not get any answers right but i was adding the wrong number and doing totally crazy shit. my teacher wrote "see me" on the top of my paper so i went to see her about it and she said that she knew what was up with me yesterday and that i could re-take the test another day. She's the coolest teacher ive ever had and she still makes jokes about it when i fail test, saying stuff like i hope this isnt the same reason as last time and then laughs.

 

well me and my buddy smoked in the bathroom thinking it would be no deal, next thing we know in the next 30 minutes they had cops at the school. haha o well as you can see i didnt get caught

 

HAHAHAHHAHHA. Thats the funniest mother fucking shit Ive heard in soooo long. HAH!

 

i once took 3 1/2 bars at school. it was the first time i had ever tried pills and omg i was fucked outa my mind. i slightly in 8th period tappin on my desk making and ass of myself. i passed out and then the bell rang i shot strait up and yelled out the multiplication problem on the board. man it was crazy

 

Thats hilarious...but whats a bar?

 

Junior year, had this old place up in the trees near the school that me and some guys would go every morning and get real blazed. (yes, I felt manly and out of place toking with guys all the time :\) - Well this was ended suddenly I think when we had a couple coincidences that destroyed all the fun.

Me, an ex boyfriend Clint, Fabian and some guy that looked like a freakin convict who's name passes me all met up real early in the morning and decided to toke up. All I had was a pipe and lighter but this wasn't needed. We had a bone pipe, a metal pipe, countless lighters and of course, nugs of marijuana.

Took off to the trees, pass the busses, beyond the parking lot, through a fence gate and behind the Driver's Ed building. Down a dirtroad alongside the back of a nieghborhood. The dirt road poured itself into the main road behind us and in front of the school.

As you walked along this road there was some trees on the left that were thick of green leaves and had these old car cushions scattered all over the place. Some other friends put those there. Well we all sat around and got excited. Talked about stuff and got pretty warped off 4 bowls or so and a joint. Mmmmmm. It was great. It was odd smoking with the ex but I guess, weed is weed.

We stood up and made ourselves back up to the dirtway. There is coincidentally an back entrance to the neigbhorhood the resident kids take to get to school. So we started off, I guess it was probably 5 minutes till the bell rang. But in far off sight way down the dirt road, on the road curb was Officer Watson in his car blocking us off.

This got our panties in a bunch pretty bad and as crazy as these guys were they started running. I tried to keep up... it was hard. I was pretty baked but not too bad to not run. I was running crooked and my mouth had cotton mouth real bad (I advice smoking with a bottle of water). By the time we had gotten ourselves to the fence gate and out on the parking lot, Officer Watson had himself coming in at one angle.

-And- a real cop was coming in at another angle. I had been in school for 2 1/2 weeks and was very dissapointed that I had been caught already. Those cops put themselves in a V position, blocking us from the school. I heard the bell ring at some point in time. The real cop rolled his window down and questioned us, "What are you kids doing walking out of the dirt road?" We basically made this story up that we all got a ride together and I randomly said I lived in the neigbhorhood.

We reaked of maryjane real bad and I'm sure I was pink-eyed up the ass. The cops stared at us and then let us go. They warned us. All of our hearts were pounding. As we walked into the school, I basically gave my half-freaked farewells to the guys and went up stairs.

It didn't end there... Up stairs I went into some restroom to check my eyes. I could barely turn the water on and make myself look normal. Some chick even asked me if I was alright. I probably said yes or just ignored her. Walked out and attempted to find my English class. This was a classy trip right here... All the halls are tiled and theres a couple "blocks of classrooms" to walk around and find myself around. I got lost. I couldn't find the classroom because the damn door was opened to close the teacher's name label.

So I walked around and experienced this lifting of tiles and skipped frame moving as I walked through the halls. I was frusterated until I finally found my classroom and went in. Everyone knew I was stoned, I had a marijuana patched on the back of my sweater and I was always buzzed in class. I couldn't read the English book without watching it float, or the heater noise get real loud and roaring and everything turn pink tinted. Plus I kept getting real paranoid that kids were watching me and I kept putting side glances on them.

Then to take a test was a joke. My writing went from real small to real large and off at an angle on all the lines. The teacher shot me a weird glare and I knew she knew what was up. Lol. That was a half assed day for sure. It would of been a nice experience save for the cops.