It's the return of Yo Mama

Just because I just came up with a good Yo Mama joke in my head. Yo mama's so fat and stupid she thinks almonds grow in Hershey's bars!

Now laugh so that I don't feel stupid and make me laugh with your own.

 

I'd make fun of your mom, but she wouldn't fuck me any more if I did.

 

Hahahaha...my mom's short and has a big ass that dwarfs mine. Not really a yo mama...or even a my mama joke.

 

Nothing beats:

Yo mama's so fat her cereal bowl comes with a lifegaurd.

 

ok why is being fat the precursor to being stupid?

 

Because fat people can't count calories?

I'm kidding. I dunno. Never understood. My dad is a big guy and he's one of the smartest guys I know.

 

yeah. I'm purty schmart.

 

You're also not fat......guess weight and intelligene do not go hand in hand.

 

Haha, fat's not the precursor to being stupid, but I put fat in there, too, because it involved a Hershey's bar.

Yo mama's so ugly American Express left home without her.

Yo mama's so hairy your dad takes hairball medication.

Yo mama's so old when someone told her to act her age, she died!

 

Yo mama's so fat she put on a pair of Guess jeans and the answer popped out.

 

hmmmm...

I'll bet yo mama likes to eat the odd dillybar.

 

Dunno about the "odd" dillybar, but all moms approve of MY dillybar. :X

 

Hahhaaaha I thought Ramona posted that, then I was confused.

 

"i want to die peacefully in my sleep like my mother, not screaming in terror like her passengers"

 

Ack, Dilly Bars are the grossest ice cream treat we have aside the dipped cone. Ick.

 

yo mamas so dry her crabs have to carry cantenes.