Today you have to do everything in rhyme

For instance if you take a shower it has to last an hour.

Or if you have sex it has to be with your ex.

Or if you are going to eat it has to include meat.

Or if you listen to Bob Marley you can only do that if you own a Harley.

 

Jesus, I feel like a bore compared to bird's creative mind.


I'm in a bind. duh

 

I will do everything in rhyme only if I have the time :jester:

 

It's not hard to do everything in rhyme, it takes no time.

example, im eating while typing this greeting.
And im spinning in my chair while listening to 80's music, metal hair.

easy peasy lemon squeazy.

 

My sister is marrying a german whose name is Hermann.

 

At the pre-nup they'll do lots of squirmin'.

 

Later today I'm taking the kids bowling...which rhymes with bowling...

 

thats spiffy.

 

He ain't got much, they usually go dutch
when paying for food, he's extremely rude.

 

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I should drink today
the sun is out and i need a lay
it could happen you know
but not since last may

 

no... ho

:leaving:

 

Sorry. I have no time to make a rhyme.

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There once was a poster named Bird
Who made many threads quite absurd
One day he tried rhyming
and screwed up his timing
At last he was lost for a word.

 

Should make them do some mowing if they want to go bowling.

Damn my chest is hurtin. Keep thinkin of booga burpin.

 

this is a silly thread, in which I wouldn't be caught dead

 

red, your rhyming skills are mad.
unlike mine, which are bad.