Not interested in these threads, think I'll start my own

in some aspects i suppose....but, i'm greedy when it comes to sex...

 

I think one of the tough things about being bisexual is obviously no one person can completely sexually satisfy you; one of the things that goes along with that is that there are going to be some jealousy issues in any honest, committed relationship. Being bisexual is hard! It complicates things. You might have to make some compromises.

 

How can you derail a thread with no topic?

I was with a chick in a woody part of central park. We had a blanket spread out for a picnic and after smoking a bowl we ended up in the blanket. It was more like humping but a few body parts may have slipped out here and there. A cop walked by and I was more freaked out about the pot, but he didn't even look at us, just kept on walking.

 

life is all about making compromises and finding what works for you....

 

Jesus Post, you had sex in Central Park? How did you not end up with VD? I heard the crabs in Central Park are big enough to mug people and hunt dogs.

Are you in a relationship right now, Scarlett?

 

What year was that?

 

Is that the story in Boston?

I have a dream to have sex and smoke a bowl in every park throughout the US and Canada. My aims are only slightly less noble than Martin Luther King as you can tell. So are you with me?

 

1998 or 9

 

excellent dream to have....

 

Yep! We also hear that during the offseason, Yankees fans amuse themselves by lighting cats on fire. Don't bother denying it.

I have a dream to have sex in as many places as I can, so we're on the same page as far as that goes. The pot I don't really care about as much. I have a dream to spend about 5% of my life stoned, on my couch, mostly naked. That's as ambitious as my pot dreams get.

 

Oh, that's not so far ago.

Central Park was already safe then.

I remember when cops would stay out of Central Park.

 

Yeah I don't smoke much anymore, so little that I store it in the freezer. It has the opposite effect on me than most people. When I smoke I have the urge to clean shit or work on my car or something. I still have to scratch Boston off my list though, so you can really help me out on that one.

 

Well, y'know, anything for a friend.

I know a guy like you! He gets baked and cleans the house! It's so weird!

 

Yeah but is he sexier than me?

Sweet, maybe you can help cross off a few other places around Boston like the library, zoo, police station, and that boat where they dumped out all the tea.

 

No, he's incredibly ugly. Nice guy. Just not so hot.

Library sounds great. (But I thought this was about parks?) Police station sounds great as long as you promise there will be handcuffs involved. You do NOT want to have sex at the Franklin Park Zoo.

 

Why not? I was thinking in that area where they keep the baboons.

 

Oh, well, if there are monkeys involved that's totally different.

 

Marry me now!!!

But don't call baboons a monkey or they will seriously kick your ass, specially Southie baboons.

 

I ain't scared a no ape.

 

That's good cause I act a lot like an orangutan.