hard homework question

i might as well start a riddle thread

 

Oh buddy Christ.

I wish I had Clerks on VHS. Anybody want to lend me the movie Clerks?

 

The man obviously has some kind of illness that was cured by seeing the gun.
And if the water is essential in the story too, he also needed water to cure that illness. So what illness can be cured by both water and a gun?

 

well if the man were suicidal than the illness could be cured by water OR a gun

 

hiccups?

 

holy shit i think that's actually the answer. sweet my homeworks almost done! i don't get how my teacher actually expected me to be able to answer these riddles

 

i have clerks on vhs, but the last 5 minutes are cut off

 

may I ask what subject this is? I'd go back to grade 10 for that!

 

:applause:

 

honestly i dont know what subject it is. we stay in the same class all day with the same teacher except for science and french. we don't even have lunch breaks it fukin suck balls. and yeah he didnt say

 

thats weird, what school do you go to?

when you go back to class, ask your teacher what it's for.

 

i go to some alternative school. like if u get expelld from a normal school u go there. its worse than fukin prison, at least those fuckers get lunch breaks

 

why is it better to have round manhole covers than square ones? (This is logical rather than lateral, but it is a good puzzle that can be solved by lateral thinking techniques. It is supposedly used by a very well-known software company as an interview question for prospective employees.)

 

uhh.. because manhole's are round, not square?

 

thanks

i dont really know what a manhole is

 

That has to be one the saddest things I have ever heard. Don't they play Soul Asylum at the end?

You poor man.

 

thanks for helping me with my homeworkd guys

 

i don't even remember the end...

i've only seen it once

 

You owe me a favor and I will call it in when the time has come.
This might be never, it might be tomorrow.

 

Oh jeez. Honey that has to be the saddest thing. Like getting a fold in your sock and having to wear your boots like that all day.

You poor man.