hard homework question

A man and his son are in a car accident. The father dies on the scene, but the child is rushed to the hospital. When he arrices the surgeon says,"I can't operate on this boy, he is my son!". How can this be?


the only answer i can come up with is the kid has 2 gay fathers...

 

What kinda homework is that

 

step-father dies...real father operates
or change that around

 

you're joking right? that's such an old riddle, would be unlikely to appear in homework, and your guess sounded like something bronson would have said...

 

i duno man i go to a pretty stupid school. ita like an alternative school, and were behind in like every subject and my teacher is alwasy trying to screw the class over, or like telling us something that isnt even true to make himself seem smart. For example he said that cuba is a comunist country, which is true, but he said that that means every person from cashier to doctor gets the exact same salary. What a fukin idiot

 

Its cause docotrs are so wonderful - they are everyone's parents....


Ummm..okay..
:leaving:

 

mind sharing the answer with me?

 

his mom

 

What ? you mean there are actually female surgeons ?

 

Hahahaha...oh that was easy! But I didn't figure it out until underwear told the answer. Dammit. I'm slow today.

 

heres another.

A man is wearing black. Black shoes, socks, trousers, lumper, gloves and balaclava(don't know what that is). He is walking down a black street with all the street lamps off. A black car is coming towards him with its light off but somehow manages to stop in time. how did the driver see the man.


actually i think i know this one. there was a stop sign

 

i don't think so... she clearly gave birth and then had her sex changed

 

That Joke dates back to the TV show All in the Family which airs on TV Land - don't remember the punch-line though


Hotwater

 

or it was daytime?

 

that is fuckin clever

 

i'minmyunderwear u are a fuckin genius

 

Oh that makes more sense.
I actually didnt know the answer...I suck at riddles. I am too naive.

 

it doesn't have to be his mom though

 

:worthy:

 

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