hacked by a machete

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  1. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    some dude in Boston - Gov't Center area, got hacked by a machete. man...that just sounds badass. and crazy. shit must have hurt
     
  2. Vance van vandervan

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    I cant imagine it not hurting.
     
  3. Jimmy P

    Jimmy P bastion of awesomeness

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    there are tribal wars in Uganda where they gather for big battles with bows and arrows and machetes. these guys are like "if shit's going down, we're gonna duke it out in the day time. we would never sneak attack during the night or whatever, that shit is whack". currently happening.
     
  4. Vance van vandervan

    Vance van vandervan Member

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    Jimmy its because they must fear the lions and other preditors at night.

    Or the hacking and killing leaves them tired and they need a good nights rest.
     
  5. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    i have a machete right next to the the computer desk right now...in case someone tries to break in

    and yea, i know in other places that they are used in warfare....but its crazy to hear about it being used here during rush hour times downtown in a major city...
     
  6. praxiskepsis

    praxiskepsis ha!

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    That's what they do in Haiti.
     
  7. Jimmy P

    Jimmy P bastion of awesomeness

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    I was actually more amazed at the use of bows and arrows. and the whole manly, honorable battle thing. but that doesn't really have anything to do with your thread.

    I've got a fork next to my computer. for protection, and also previously used to eat food.
     
  8. AquaLight

    AquaLight Senior Member

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    I've always wondered what it feels like... hacking through flesh.
     
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  10. Vance van vandervan

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    I wish they would still use the Batons, the whole Hacking off limbs is way to unhumane. At least being stabbed you can get patched up and still continue to use forks and walk.
     
  11. Jimmy P

    Jimmy P bastion of awesomeness

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  12. Sitka

    Sitka viajera

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    In Vancouver, gangs of 12 year olds were attacking people at metrotown (the big mall of the city) with machetes a couple of years ago.
     
  13. Traceroni.

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    One of my good friends used to sleep with a machete, his landlord had a shitload of random guns and other assorted weapons and broke in a few times and scared him or something. I crashed there once and found out he wasn't joking... the next day I was him cutting weeds and stuff from his backyard using the machete and I thought it was bomb.

    I like machetes.
     
  14. scarlettchasingroses

    scarlettchasingroses strawberry tart

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    can i have a link to the story, please?
     
  15. Vance van vandervan

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    Machetes are a very effective knife. If you ever need to make a path in some brush just bring a machete and you'll get through it easily.
     
  16. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    it was actually being reported "exclusively" on channel 7
    http://www1.whdh.com/

    the breaking news banner
    no actual stories out yet, as far as i can tell
     
  17. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    thats what mine was used for when i was making a hiking trail ...cut down bushes, trees, made stairs....
     
  18. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

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    a friend of mine got hacked up by one of his friends with a katakana
    the guy was fucking high
    i've seen his arm after, it was fucked
    almost sliced through some important tenants he was mad lucky
    after the bar i was supposed to go with them to party, i had stopped doing drugs at that point and just went home instead
    fuck drugs
     
  19. lode

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    That's pretty macabre Fitz.

    I think homeboy was watching too much power rangers.
     
  20. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    We use machetes when our weeds get out of control, too. Our friend left 3 of his over here. But wow, hacking someone up with one is pretty savage.
     

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