carry on a conversation using only movie quotes...

My Got...Vot a Vopper!

 

Do you believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis?
Ah, if there's a steady paycheck in it, I'll believe anything you say.

 

And if you screw up just this much, you'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong!

 

In one week, I can put a bug so far up her ass, she don't know whether to shit or wind her wristwatch.

 

Be Advised, I'm mean, nasty and tired. I eat consatina wire and piss napalm. And I can put a round through a flea's ass from 100 yards. So go hump someone elses leg mut face before I push yours in.

 

A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.

 

We don't work with a second act, Deveroux, besides, Armageddon is a lame group.

 

Back off, man. I'm a scientist.

 

No, wait! Doc. The... the... the bruise... the bruise on your head. I know how that happened! You told me the whole story. You were standing on your toilet, and you were hanging a clock, and you fell, and you hit your head on the sink. And that's when you came up with the idea for the Flux Capacitor...

 

I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister!

 

I like nice tits. I always have, how about you?

 

I love giving away all my possessions, it makes me feel real spiritual.

 

And when I write I escape for a brief moment from all the hassle of this city.

 

You had me at blood and semen.

 

Are you callin' me educated?

 

You gotta learn the best of both worlds, kid. It'll only make you wiser.

 

And no more of that 50 percent bullshit--I want half.

 

Is that the lawnmower man over there? he looks like a normal person. You mean he is actually a psychopathic killer who wants to drink our blood? No........

Yes. That bastard would slit your grandmothers throat and then take the time to trim her hedges before he leaves.

Uhuh, yaha, I can't wait until the last autumn leaves are swept away by the October winds.

Yes I agree, he is a fucking bastard so he is.

 

By the way, that's a flammable substance smeared on your body, so I would be careful with that candle if I were you... or all the people you've burned with your act just might have their revenge

 

I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah. Holy shit. Where's the Tylenol?