How Do you masturbate? 2

I use a vibrator...I want to buy a new one.

 

Im like most guys I guess. Im uncircumcised so slide my foreskin up and down over the head. My thumb is usually on the top of the shaft with my fingers underneath and I apply pressure and move the skin up and down. I like to get close to cumming and then stop. I do that a few times until I need to squirt my cum. I find if I hold off my orgasm is huge.

 

I actually use the mattress method. I didn't even start masturbating til I was 17, and before that all I remember was getting the weird nocturnal emissions or whatever. I discovered masturbating when I woke up in the middle of 1 of those, and I've been masturbating that way ever since. Doing it with my hand has never done anything for me, unless I have to go dry for a week and even then it takes like twice as long. I just hate the feel of my hand on my dick, especially since my hands are so rough, and I don't like it with lotion either.

I know there's other people out there who do this...just not that many on here I guess. Does anyone here think its a problem? I've read stuff on the internet saying it is, but I still think I get MUCH stronger orgasms this way than by hand.

 

i use the water method

 

I used a kinda water method as well. I will get in the mood, look at porn until hard. Then get a waterwing. Use alittle lube on the end of your penis, inserting it then humping it. You can do this in bed and use a pillow between a wing. The armband applies pressure all around and feels more like natural sex. Use short control bursts at the end and then stop and start again until you build up a massive orgasuim. I dont like taking it out as it feels so nice. My masterbation session can last 2 hours this way. Cleanup is easy as its PVC

 

with my hand

 

i usually use my hands or i fuk a stuffed animal or sumfin.

 

Ok, this is my first post in this forum.. So I'll try and make my first impression a good one! LOL.. I masturbate two ways. My first choice would be my vibrator.. preferably used while watching Black Guy and White Girl porn. If for whatever reason, my batteries died and I cannot replace the old ones with new ones, I resort to the floor. Now I've been doing this whole floor thing for awhile. I started when I was younger, probably around 10. It's not like I hump the floor, its more of a rocking motion while on my stomache. Any how, it rubs my clit.. and the intensity of the orgasm is phenominal! So those are my two ways of getting myself off... Does any other female use the floor? So far, I've never met any one who uses this method another than myself!

 

That reminds me of the one about the woman who after shaving her pubes in the shower got really horny & set about masturbating against the floor in the way you describe.

However, with the smoothness of the newly shaved labia combined with the power behind the resultant orgasm had created a massive vaccuum, sticking her to the tiles on the the floor, like a plunger.

Unable to free herself she called for help & her husband came in with his brother, but despite their best combined efforts to free her all attempts failed.

Eventually his brother said that there was no option but to smash the tiles in order to break the seal & free her.

"Give me hand to slide her into the kitchen then", said her husband.

"What for?" asked his brother.

"Well", he replied, "The tiles are cheaper in there, aren't they".

 

Def needs to be an "all of the above"