I get cat called a lot.

Go swimming a bit and ladies shout out things.

"Hey redhead are you single."

I just don't think people respect me sometimes.

 

tough life man

 

hey i respect you buddy,
you're a good man and you do good things...thats what really counts in this world...

 

We respect you here Mr. Lode

 

Thanks Jeremy.

 

Yeah i get passes from women of all ages these days. Where the fuck were they 20 years ago! You know when I didn't give a shit about personality or a stable relationships.

 

nice bum, where ya from

 

I was a fetus for another month 20 years ago, but would've probably hit on you anyway.

 

Hahaha. Right.

I means it's not that bad. She wasn't bad looking. But I'd rather someone just come up to me then shout out pick up lines from afar.

But I'm not really upset or anything. I was joking with the sad face.

 

Well thanks. My ass is my best feature.

 

Mine is my vagina. Bum second.

 

I used to have that problem.

Now that I don't, I view it as less of a problem.

Man I let myself go for a while. Been getting hit on again recently though. This eating three meals a day thing must be having some effect.

 

Would you rather women be retreating from you out of distaste?

 

Sorry I don't date fetuses

 

it'd be a cheap date I dont think theyre big eaters

 

yeah, you and every other guy I met. thats why I never got laid prebirth... guys didn't digg it, chicks did but I wasn't into them back then.

 

I like your mind... and vagina.

 

I couldn't really imagine that happening.

 

Don't shower for a week, carry a bottle of booze, and wear some stained up sweats. Works for me every time.

 

This is a lie. I just want you to look like a hobo on purpose so I can snap a shot of it.

Even when I do that, I still get hit on by SOMEBODY. Even if they really are homeless and crazy.