I want new boobs

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Tree-Hugger, Mar 12, 2008.

  1. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    I wonder if they can suck out all the fat thats in my boobs and build me an ass.. Hmm, I'm going to look into this..
     
  2. MollyBoston

    MollyBoston Fluffer

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    Yeah but what if your ass started lactating?

    woops...just grossed myself out.
     
  3. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    It already does...
     
  4. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    y'all reminded me of a scene in house, where the woman's knee started lactating. ew.
     
  5. praxiskepsis

    praxiskepsis ha!

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    Arousing at times. But vulgar. Oh well.
     
  6. Traceroni.

    Traceroni. Senior Member

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    [​IMG] I think I missed that one!
     
  7. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    house sucked some of it up into a syringe and sprayed it in the daughter's mouth. i nearly threw up.
     
  8. Traceroni.

    Traceroni. Senior Member

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    sounds kinky [​IMG]
     
  9. Posthumous

    Posthumous Resident Smartass

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    Serious scientific inquiry such as this is not for your amusement. Now stand aside and let me and Traceroni do our work.
     
  10. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    I feel ya...I am a d cup and am so over it.-hahahaaaaa sorry this is Lynsey
     
  11. Aristartle

    Aristartle Snow Falling on Cedars Lifetime Supporter

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    Yeah, I am probably going to get a breast reduction some day.

    My mother got one, and she still has giant boobs. It will be covered here, however to have it done if I wanted it.
     
  12. Waking Life

    Waking Life Cool looking idiot

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    I thought that said I need new books.

    I was going to make a few recommendations.
     
  13. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    go ahead. this topic has run it's course.
     
  14. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    Ugh the older the women get in my family the bigger their tits get.
     
  15. Aristartle

    Aristartle Snow Falling on Cedars Lifetime Supporter

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    Yeah, mine too.

    :s

    Kindda sucks, but I mean - I've also noticed that the older they get, the richer they get. Hope that somehow helps.
     
  16. Traceroni.

    Traceroni. Senior Member

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    actually, I do need new books! care to recommend?
     
  17. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    sooo funny. so we went to SoCal to visit the family...dave says to me "i know you're mom is 60, but she's still got an amazing rack." i was so proud for my mom. i told her he said so. btw, her breasts are enormous, have fed 6 kids, and nipples are still upwards pointing. btw, mine are still upward pointing, too. sometimes they're very puffy and youthful looking. i may not have much in terms of my body, it's all subjective, but NO ONE can tell me i don't have magnificent boobage.
     
  18. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    mine just keep getting smaller
     
  19. Waking Life

    Waking Life Cool looking idiot

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    sure. what kind of books do you like?
     
  20. Traceroni.

    Traceroni. Senior Member

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    good ones. lol
     
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