I want new boobs

Really? I know guys who prefer what we optimistically call "perky", of course, but I know more guys that want big huge knockers that they can smother themselves in.

 

I accept! So am I supposed to walk behind you to hold them up?

 

No most guys I know down here tell me that mine are a waste - just too big. I have one friend that is a boob man - he calls those guys closet homos. haha He is the only one that I know that likes huge boobs. Mine aren't huge. I'm a D trying to be a C. haha I'm just thankful that my D cups aren't small on me like they were before.

 

Behind, in front, beside....I don't care.

 

I am a B that will be more than likely an A when I get down to my ideal bikini body size. blagh. Tradesies.

 

That must hurt, I guess it would be alot like a guy running with no pants on.

 

I would imagine it'd be something like that.

 

mine are a b cup too. It's a pain in the ass running up the stairs. But since i'm lazy, i don't like running anyway.

but still we can get away with wearing no bra, b cups arent THAT big.

my dad should chill and let my boobs get some lovin.

 

I remember some study about bouncing boobs are less likely to develop breast cancer. I'll see if I can find it.

 

I bet the resercher had some fun on the project

 

I beg your pardon, I was strictly professional

 

my boobs are 14 years old. AHH, the love/hate relationship. I love my boobs, and eventhough Im a D going on DD, they dont hurt my back. They look beautiful in a bra, minimal side bobbage, but still more than i'd like, but once that bra comes off.. they dont quite touch my stomach, but theyre getting close.. lol.. that will be the day I stop taking my bra off except to shower hahaha.
Hate em coz I feel like they suffocate me. Lying flat on my stomach takes some arranging, and dont even mention being flat on my back.. I see em coming and have to push em down to breathe properly.
My gay boy was my boob caddy for a bit. it was wonderful. he would walk behind me with a boob in each hand and it was the freest Ive felt since I was 10.

 

and so was my study on the differences between woman runing with no bra VS men running with no pants... in slow motion lol

 

Haha, of course in slow motion. duh!

Maybe it bounces out the toxins or gets the right hormones flowing, so perhaps the bra's restricting that natural bounce is the cause of breast cancer, hmm.

And maybe testicular cancer is caused by pants! lol I don't remember any study on that though, but I'm willing to be a test subject.

 

Let me have a crack at the old ones first.

 

I'll be your lab partner! and remember, we'll have to run the test at least twice to make sure!

 

I'll apply for a grant from the National Science Foundation at once for a slow motion camera and then we're off to Tahiti and the South of France in search of boobs. Yay science!

 

We'll win a bunch of awards for finding main causes of breast and testicular cancer and get a movie made of us with actual footage of the tests, then win a grammys for it! I hear Ireland will be good for the male tests.

 

Haha a grammy?

Sure Irish men likely have huge genitals for ease of study, seeing as I'm part Irish.

 

Why not a grammy... they're giving them out to about anyone.

Perfect, we could always go for the even easier, Irish black men! haha