I want new boobs

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Tree-Hugger, Mar 12, 2008.

  1. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    Ugh I hate buying shirts. Tents or t-shirts for me too. Oh and don't get me started on swimsuits. I should be a fashion designer for women with large breasts.
     
  2. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    Haha, that is a dream...
    I see these girls with these perky boobs and they look so cute and then I look down at mine and cry a little inside :D
     
  3. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    Hell just to be able to wear a button down shirt that I don't have to buy two sizes too big and still safety pin the hell out of it. Damn sideways peek-a-boos.
     
  4. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    Haha, sideways peek-a-boos, that is so true though... Button shirts always look like they are struggling to hold onto those buttons...
     
  5. Traceroni.

    Traceroni. Senior Member

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    I agree. My boobs are too big. They make all the shirts I like too short. And button up shirts pop open at the chest. Call me crazy but I like clothes to fit properly I mean... I don't HATE them by any means, but they are not all they are cracked up to be.
     
  6. telephone

    telephone weird

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    If you get new boobs, can I get a whole new body?
     
  7. Van_Gogh

    Van_Gogh Senior Member

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    well on the bright side you have more to play with. And you get really hot cleavage and you fit in really cute bras.
    sometimes i want my boobs bigger but then i read posts like these and decide I like my boobs. I love built in bra tanks,lol.

    and actually i'm not "allowed" to wear no bra. My dad thinks it gives guys invitations and quicker access to feel them. I am checked everytime i go out if i am wearing a bra. sigh
     
  8. telephone

    telephone weird

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    Wouldn't NOT wearing a bra give them invitations and quicker access?
     
  9. telephone

    telephone weird

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    shit, nevermind. I read that wrong. That's what you said.
     
  10. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    Hell I would like a new body....but I thought that was asking too much. ;) Chop my head off and put it on a different body, or just change all the parts I don't like. Dr. Frankenstien where are you?
     
  11. Van_Gogh

    Van_Gogh Senior Member

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    haha, yeah.

    i get checked. they make sure my boobs are in a bra so they cant breathe and get no action.

    cant wait till i move out :D my boobies will be freeeeeee
     
  12. Cate8

    Cate8 Senior Member

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    I want mega cleavage. I would push it up man.
     
  13. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    Your cleavage is perfect. Cleavage like mine....:ack: haha
     
  14. Piaf

    Piaf Senior Member

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    Come to Croatia...I know a great plastic surgeon. I think I can get you a deal. ;)
     
  15. MollyBoston

    MollyBoston Fluffer

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    For what it's worth, those of us on the itty bitty titty committee are totally jealous of those of you with huge boobs. I know there are back problems and shirt problems and guys falling into your cleavage problems, but sometimes...sometimes I just want a rack.

    Van Gogh, I hope you tell your parents that. "When I go to college I'm going to let EVERYONE touch them! So there!" lol
     
  16. Traceroni.

    Traceroni. Senior Member

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    Aww, I remember living with my dad! lol he'd have me wear a suit of armour if he could!

    They're not THAT bad all the time and I do have some cute tank tops and stuff even if my bra shows a bit I'm called a slut anyway so what the hell might as well look like a cute one


    oh and yeah, I wouldn't change them...they're like sisters, drop dead annoying, but can't live without em[​IMG]
     
  17. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    Most of the time I'm told that mine are too big and just a waste. I know more guys that prefer itty bitty titties than guys that like big boobs.
     
  18. Posthumous

    Posthumous Resident Smartass

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    How much does that gig pay?
     
  19. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    A hug and one session of motor boat per day.
     
  20. telephone

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    I wish my boobs were smaller. They're not even big, about a B cup, but I still wish they were smaller so I could go braless all the time. I do it sometimes, but it just doesnt' work if I'm going to be running or wearing certain shirts. :(
     
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