Post a boring joke in this thread -

How does a circumcised catholic feel in Afganistan?

















































-He feels with his fingers.

 

Where does a Sargent keep his Armies?





Up his Sleevies.



How can you tell a macho woman?



Rolls her own tampons.



Why is the letter T like an island?




Because its in the middle of waTer.

 

Two babies are in the bed. First one asks: Are you sleeping?
Second: No. I'm eating cookies.
First: Can i have one???
Seond: Actually, i'm sleepin'.

 

hey when i was in jail..those big black bitches use to roll their own tampons..it was actually really fucking cool.

 

i dont even use the dan things...:S the idea of stickign a little white mouse like thing up my self really doesnt strike me as appealing :s



hey thats a good point, i wonder what the services are for mensrulation help in jail. I mean i know a lot about what its like being a guy in jail ...but it must be pretty bad being a girl.

 

Actually, that joke is kind of funny, please edit.

 

At least our parents can be pleased that we aren't attempting to be comedians.


Does anyone else hate jokes....I get restless when people tell them

 

i actually enjoy all types of jokes.. i can't remember them to tell them over to somebody else... but i love having an excuse to laugh at something, i LOVE TO LAUGH. it's one of the first things ppl notice about me, how giggly i am.

 

What's orange and yellow and looks good on hippies?


Fire.


How do you stop an elephant from crawling under your door?


Tie a knot in his tail.

 

uh oh, i feel some dead baby jokes comming on

whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?



you can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

 

okay that was horrible!

 

what is stupid and a complete waste of time?































this post.

 

what a aboriginal in a tree? an abocado

 

What is worse than two babies in a garbage can???




One baby in two garbage cans...

 

how do you fit 100 dead babies in a garbage can?
a blender

what's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
when you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

how do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ?
nail its other foot to the floor.

 

WARNING: SICK JOKE
what's the difference between a rock and a dead baby?





















you can't fuck a rock.

 

ok so bush goes to the queen's pad and he's chillin there all coolike, right? and he says to her he says "so your majesty, you've been in power for so long, how do you manage it?" and the queen says "well george, i make a point of surrounding myself with very intelligent people. like for instance" and she calls tony blair on the intercom. blair comes in and she says "tony, if your mother had a child, and it's not your brother, and it's not your sister, who is it?" and tony says "well it's me!" and she says "very good tony, thank you." and then says to bush "see? tony is very intelligent, he answered my question correctly." so bush goes "aw cool thanks" and takes off back to the whitehouse.

so he's sitting in the white house and dick chamey or whatever his name is comes in and he says to dick "hey dick, if your mother had a child and it's not your brother and it's not your sister, who is it?" and dick thinks and then says "i'll get back to you on that one" so he runs to the bathroom to take a piss and think it over. then he sees bob dole's shoes in one of the stalls and says "hey bob, you gotta help me. if your mother had a child and it's not your brother and it's not your sister, who is it?" and bob says "well, it's bob dole." and dick says "ohhhh ok thanks i get it" and runs back to bush's office. he says to bush "hey, if my mother had a child and it's not my brother and not my sister, well it's bob dole!"

and bush says "Nooo you IDIOT, the child is tony blair!"


ok someone better have read that because it's such a stupid joke for taking so long to type.

 

Don't you have a short ones???

 

Knottynikko you stole my joke lol you know who this is dont you.


Anyway what do you call an aborigine rolling down a hill??


An abbolanch

 

Why was the sheep arrested on the freeway?























Because she did a ewe-turn!




hahaha!!!