You know you have some recreational drugs on board when you say this "

Here's some starters, ...keep em going.

"This rocking chair is fun."

"There are many subtile nuances in the sound of your bitching at me that i never noticed before."

" I think I'l clean behind the"..ok, I've NEVER been that stoned!...you try...

 

(ducks head)---shit--did you see that??

 

"whoa dude, do you hear that music?"

 

" There's Hawaii on my Pizza!"

 

lol I like to grumble that all the hawian style pizza people should move to hawii or something...i hate pinaple ham pizzauke:

 

"huh?"

 

i agree with the music one i always say that when i am trippin i hear music all the time!

 

I'm in the zone!

 

"Wait, what were we talking about?"

 

"What the fuck were we watching?"

 

im fuckin baked,now leave me alone! say this to my buddies all the time cuz they gotta mess with me when im high.

 

wait, how did we get here?

 

I just can't stop thinking about mechanical arms!

 

I end every sentence with "thatscoolhuh??"

 

haha BACON SHAKIN!

 

DUDEEEE IM BRILLIANT!!!!!

always lleads to some retarded idea!