carry on a conversation using only movie quotes...

My dick may not function,but I have not lost my smile!

 

I got mind control over Debo. He says "shut the fuck up?" I be quite. He leaves? I be talking again.

 

Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. A normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow. But he won't know what to make of your blinker signal that says you are about to turn right. This is to let him know you're pulling off for a proper place to talk. It will take him a moment to realize that he's about to make a 180 degree turn at speed, but you will be ready for it. Brace for the g's, and fast heel-toe work.

 

I expect you have this little string on your chest, you know, that I pull out and have to snap back. Except I wouldn't pull it out and snap it back - you would. Agh! Agh! Agh! Agh! And by the way, you know, when you're telling these little stories? Here's a good idea - have a POINT. It makes it SO much more interesting for the listener!

 

Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand things with alloys and compositions and things with... molecular structures.

 

Important announcement - Some hunters have been seen in the woods near Piney Ridge trail and the fish and game commission has raised the legal kill limit on campers to three. So, if you're hiking today, please wear something bright and keep low.

 

Easy peasy japanesey.

 

We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia. It's like we're going into *Wisconsin*.

 

Its fricken freezing in here.

 

That's thirty minutes away.I'll be there in ten.

 

Can you bring me my chapstick?

 

Well, you see, I didn't know where your office was. So I asked the newsboy. He didn't know. So I asked the fireman, the green grocerer, the butcher, the baker, they didn't know! But the liquor store guy... he knew.

 

Now, You all know him, as Joe the Policeman, from the What's goin down episode, of Thats my Momma, so put your hands together, for Jackson Heights' own, Mr Randy Watson!

 

You are the greatest player I have ever seen. Besides my self, practicing in front of a mirror... which I do... everyday... in the nude.

 

Oh C'mon, you've been down on everything but the Titanic!

 

It is better to die like a tiger, than to live like a pussy..

 

John Wayne was a fag,you boys.

 

What part of death match did you not understand..

 

Don't fuck with the Wongs!

 

Thank you for bringing that lube for my pussy. I never would've been able to handle your four inch dick inside my pussy without that gigantic bottle of lube...