do you realize we see you glance down our shirts??

Well, to be perfectly honest, and I had to take a few swigs of whiskey to get this honest, I've always been that way.

I'm a little emo depresso douchebag.

Don't tell anyone though.

 

i knew that before you ever said anything

 

You had me at "lol."

 

i harbor hard feelings for people that say "lol"

 

LMAO is worse. LMAO is crossing the line and inviting a fist sandwich.

 

What about ROFL?

What about ROFLCOPTER?



Or LOLLERCAUST?



Or LOLLERSKATES?

 

i like lollercaust

 

So did Hitler.

You're an anti-semite.

 

I actually did lol at the lollercaust.

 

That was twisted!

 

i am hitler

 

OSHI

Let's form an angry mob.

 

it get so cold around here that mine have been known to show through my wool coat. no shit. they go from being the size of a quarter to looking like pencil erasers. unbelievable.

 

Mine actually do shoot off. I kill people with them. I'm like the girl from Alias - I only pretend to be a carefree college student as cover for my job killing people with my explodonipples.

 

Do keep the conversation going ladies...

 

o wow

 

haha, why do you think i wear low cut shirts???


if ya got it flaunt it, but dont be mad b/c someone is appreciating it ;-)

 

that is flawless logic.

 

lollollol.

You're asking for LOGIC???

 

Why do you think we look? So you notice ;-)