I Want To Be Shorter!

I just saw a movie where the lead actress hugged the guy from behind when they had a fight, her forehead pressing against his back... It's was a really cute scene, then it hit me I won't be able to do that unless I find a really tall guy and never have high heals on.

I hate being tall! I'm 1,83m or roughly 6'1 (I think), Do you know how hard it is to find a guy who is taller than me when I wear high heals?
I have friends complaining about being too short, I would happily take their hight over mine!

I WANT TO BE SHORTER!

 

You can cut your legs of at your knees. It makes you quite a bit shorter.

 

that sucks

but atleast you cant get raped easily. hm, let me think about that last statment.....well i think its true, youre 6'1, no ones gonna mess with you. if youre 5 ft ANYONE can take advantage of you.

you got safety being tall

 

yeah, i'm 5'8. that's not too tall, but my boyfriend is 5'7. so i can't get the cool hug effect either. sucks. love his ass though.

 

cut you grass in barefeet on a really bumpy lawn.

nah jks

you should be proud of your height, i find tall women really attractive, with the long legs and slender body.

 

5'8 is a nice height. most guys are generally 5'8 or atleast taller.

 

I don't mind dating a woman taller then me, have before.

I Wouldn't date a woman stronger then me. Ask her to open the jar of pickles for me or something. Fuck that. Steroid girl can date a pro wrestler.

 

haha i'm pretty strong. girls don't fuck with me, ever, and some have wanted to.
always hand off the jar of pickles though.

 

I do not see what pickles and height have to do with eachother.

 

what if the jar of pickles is way up in the top cupord, and you have to ask the women to reach em.

That would be the end of my dignity.

 

True. Good point.

 

being short is rather obnoxious though. cant reach shit, always need to pull a stool or chair over to get crap out, its kinda sucky

 

Nah, I can use a stool. As long as I need to open them.

I have yet to meet a woman stronger then me, but I know there are some. And they aren't for me.

 

are you an undefeated women beater.

jks

 

well, now everyone knows you've never been to micronesia.

 

I’ll have you know I’m 6’2”

See it's not so difficult to find someone else up here amidst the rarified air as we look down upon the vertically challenged below. we're like greek gods looking down upon their worshippers from high atop mount olympus

Hotwater

 

1.83m is 6'0". That's one inch shorter.

Don't wear high heels. Date an American. They seem like pretty tall people.

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my grandma is almost 6'2. she's really cute though.

 

Your grandmother sounds hot



BTW: Granny pornography was discovered on one of Michael Jackson’s computers when the Feds stormed Neverland Ranch.

His lawyers used that in court to counteract allegations that he was into young boys


Hotwater

 

i heard that eating broccoli makes you short. i think i heard it from someone in my family but i don't really remember that grate.