Interupted sex

Okay last night I went to be kinda early and I do normally fall asleep with the TV or radio on but last night wanted peace and quite. Shortly before I really went into a deep sleep I hear these noises, like a girl sobbing. I get up walk around the house and its not comming from my house so I listen more to figure out its commig from outside. I grab my flashlight and a pistol and start walking around (slipped on my boots, in boxer shorts with a coat on) well I angle off toward the creek that is behind my house and as I approach the creek the noise is louder and so I hurry up. I see what looks like a scuffle in the darkness (eyes not as good as they could be in the dark) and so I pull the pistol up and light at the same time on the shadow figures. This teenage boy and girl are fucking behind my house on the creek bank. Its cold out, I mean cold cold cold out and the ground is wet and they are fucking. Well the kid I am sure lost his hard on real fast seeing this gun in his face, the girl is like mortified, he jumps up and falls back into the creek, she is trying to pull clothes back where they belong and Im just standing there stunned and likely looking like a nut case. After a (seems like hours) a moment I realize what is going on, I fully compute the scene I bitched them out, made them come inside, call their parents, wrapped the boy in a blanket so he would not freeze to death before his parents got there and I chewed thier ass.

 

hahaha...wow i wonder how it was even possible the kid got a hard on.

 

Im not really sure he was um doing it right even, I did not pay that much attention to detail. They were both too young to drive a car, I asked for his parents number and let his parents take them both. Figured I did not want the girls parents at my house all pissed off. His parents would be the less likely to be really mad (hell the dad might have been proud) but me having a daughter myself, I would have killed the little bastard if I was called under that situation in the night to get my kid. I would have yelled at my daughter and shot the boy, lol

 

Oh please... A teenaged boy? I know when I was 16 I could have gotten it up for the real thing in a house fire. In fact I think I did...

 

it can be difficullt when someone walks in on you. esspecially her mum. or her ex. or her brother.

 

so did he/she look good nekkid?

 

that is a hilarious story....

good stuff...

 

I originally hoped for pics, but I don't blame ya for not cuz that would be kiddie porn. Not a good area to venture into.

But I would have reacted the same way, gun drawn and all, cuz its not out of the question to find someone by my creek fucking. In fact, I've fucked many times along it. Its mine god damn it, the fucking teenagers can find somewhere else.

 

dude, i totally woulda turned around and gone back to bed. cock blocker.

 

Hell, the nice thing to do would've been to offer your couch up.

 

and miss out on the fun? no way. an american history x looking dude showing up with a gun and a flashlight scaring some kid into falling into a river while humping his girlfriend = priceless

 

I might have whipped my shaft out and started beating it to them. Just maybe. I might also have kidnapped them and kept them in my basement for a few years as slaves.

 

Yank, that is a hilarious story...I can't imagine how mortifying that would have been!

HAHAHA

 

Well, I can tell you how mortifying it can be. When I was 18/19 and my girlfriend at the time was 15ish we got caught, by the state police fucking in my truck, pulled over along a rather main highway. Totally naked, like 3 in the morning, this cop walks up to the window out of nowhere with his flashlight shining in on us, and starts beating on the window. Makes us get of the truck, totally naked mind you, and stand there and convince him not to call her parents, or mine ( i think i might have still been living at home at the time, I can't quite remember.) Either way, we had both been drinking, smoking weed, had weed on us, but conviently only I could find my id. Which made things take even longer while the cop made her search through all her shit trying to find something with her name on it, all the while we are still totally naked. Well, needless to say, the cop gets another call, a burgulary in progress or something and told us to get out of there now. I was convinced that that moment was the end of my life and freedom.


Yeah, it sucks. But it wasn't the only time I've been caught.

 

Ganja King, that is definitely a case of the cop being a disgusting perv. Ew. Creep city.

 

me and my bf were fucking on the floor in front of his bedroom door, and his mom came home and started opening the door. she nailed me right in the middle of the head with the door. very embarassing. and painful.

 

Thats what we thought too, but considering he left us go, I really wasn't gonna pursue it. He wasn't an old cop, maybe mid 30's, but he was just strange in general.

 

That was kind of a cock block dude, but you did the right thing. Hope they learned their lesson: Don't fuck in the back of other people houses, it's rude and you can get a gun pulled on you.

 

Well I guess if I had been more awake, been not in the mindset that there might have been a person in trouble and all I would have approached the situation differently but I honestly thought a person was being injured (the girl was more sobbing then moaning so I was thinking the worst) I do feel bad for them and all but I was kinda upset that they disrubted me, made feel bad for them and honeslty I felt like getting even for me looking like an idiot out there so my reasons were not all to the good either. I was kind enough to call only his parents and not hers, I deserve a little itsy bitsy credit there.

 

This is a great story. Really is priceless. Haha =P