Who thinks a girl's fart is "sexy"

<-- Can't believe this thread isn't dead!! LOL

 

Exactly...I keep noticing this on the active threads and thinking seriously? We're still talking about this? ha...

 

This is true-- sniffing a gorgeous girl's farts is NOT painful & NOT messy--- & after all, "smell" is one of the 5 senses--- so what's wrong with that? Don't forget, the female arse is one of the most BEAUTIFUL parts of a girl's anatomy--- so how can ANY smell from that glorious orifice be considered vulgar? So remember, a fart is "only as attractive as the person doing it" An old, & SO tre Icelandic saying!

 

a girl who knows how to rip a perfectly timed fart is a beautiful thing

 

Fart sniffing is SO beautiful--- provided the farter is a GORGEOUS lady. To kneel behind a lovely youung blonde, & have her blow a succession of rich fruity farts RIGHT in your face--- & you masturbate--- the room is small so that her delightful "arse-stinks" linger on--- being "face-farted" on--- pure bliss!
Am I not DISGUSTING? Why are people SO prudish? Take it from me, fart-sniffing is FAR more popular than people admit!

 

There appears some doubt about the allure of sniffing farts let off by beautiful girls! There is an actual phrase, "perfumed showers" that defines the "Art of Fart", so it would make sense to suggest that fart-sniffing pleasure is MORE common than at first appears.
Incidentally, in the Poll above, the 3rd question should NOT have read "Depends on the fart", but rather "Depends on the GIRL doing the fart". I reckon that had the question been re-phrased thus, a FAR higher positive response would have been had1
Greetings to ALL lovers of "perfumed showers"!

 

I thnk it sexy. I was lickin my ex pussy wen we was dating. She sat on my face. As she orgasmed and came on my face she forgot i was under her and she farted on me face. Didnt smell thnkgod . To this day we both laugh bout it.

 

I love it when a girl quiefs, you do such a good job it talks to you!!!

 

You've got to be careful, specially with the present Tibet vs China issue, with threat & counter threat. Why, the central Communist Party of China have threatened, via their Chairman Ho MinJao, that IF threatened, China COULD & WOULD place the planet in jeopardy. Ho MinJao reported that IF required, if ALL the Chinese population sat down in The South China Sea--- ALL billions of them, & FARTED simultaneously into the South China Sea, there would be SUCH a Tsunami as NEVER has been seen before. The effects would be felt across the Pacific, into South California, & even as far north as Washington State!
This has been confirmed by the eminent Fartologist Herr Edmunt Pongman, who had conducted accredited scientific experiments on these claims made by the Chinese Chairman, & had indeed confirmed that the effects of MASS farting on the scale predicted WOULD indeed cause a tsunami of a MASSIVE magnitude. This is particularly relevant in these difficult times, with the sub Prime mortgage problems, & with the present problems relating to Tibet. Please, be warned!

 

all my girls used 2 fart on my cock after anal
I luv that!

 

ahahahahaha!!!! Disgusting comment yet hilarious!!

 

not sexy, funny

 

Good posts i agree with all of then. That was pretty much my thought on the matter as well. Depends on who it is. When guys do it we think its gross but for some reason when its a hot ass girl you think theres no way she pisses, farts shits or any of that shes too hot. We know better but we kinda fool ourselves. So if your totally into this chick and she lets one go every now and then its kinda kinky cuz its her and a little gas coming out of that beautiful ass isnt gonna turn you off.

 

i think its sexy to watch a girls asshole move when she farts

 

The idea that everybody who finds farts sexy also likes to sniff them or smell them is completely untrue. I absolutely HATE seeing someone want to stick their nose in someone's butt or try to sniff it. It grosses me out. Yet I find farting sexy. For me, a girl whose comfortable farting around people and does it for convenience (instead of for laughs) is sexy. A girl that does it to turn someone on (as long as she's not expecting them to smell her butt) is sexy. And a girl who is disgraced or embarrassed by her farts is sexy.

Absolutely agree with "A fart is only as attractive as the person doing it". For ugly or older people farts are extremely gross. For a girl whose not incredibly ugly but not particularly attractive, they can act out a farting scenario which is extremely hot and turns me on... but it is just as likely they screw it up and disgust me tremendously so I can never look at them the same way again. Attractive girls can get away with a lot and still turn me on. Basically as long as they don't put their butt in my face or someone else's face it'll probably be a turn-on.

 

girls who fart are disgusting

 

I had an old g/f who did this to me once while eating her & once while shaving her. It didn't stink and looked kinda cool when she did it. I licked her asshole afterwards, no problems.

 

Me and my woman like to play with her farts, haha, cant help it- it's all part of worshipping her arse- she doesnt stink most of the time!!

We've lay naked while she's farted on my hands, dick and when my finger's been up her arse.

It's not overtly sexual, just novel because we're so comfortable with each other. But then I also let her put her feet up on me when she's having a shit!

I dunno, I guess we're just VERY close, haha.

But nothing about her body disgusts me, only people's actions disgust me. Shit, piss, farts, vomit, blood, saliva, it's all good, I don't care 'cause that'll never offend me, only someone's actions.

 

A womans fart smells like the womb of hell! But they are cute...

 

My wife farted right up my nose when we were 69ing once. She got to into it. She was MORTIFIED. I mean, she cried. It was relatively early in our relationship, when she was still trying to act like she ate rainbows and shat butterflies.