the best thing about fingernails..

is that they are biodegradable.

 

fo realz??

 

and you can bite them off when they're too long

 

the same goes for toenails

 

yeah
i somehow broke a fingernail part of the way off when i was putting groceries inot the bike trailer. i just bit it the rest of the way off and spit it in the street..
i'm such a rebel!

 

they are also excellent for scalp massages

 

.. dang boog.. thats bad ass.

 

I remember the kid in elementary school that would spit his fingernails into the hair of the girl that sits in front of him-good times

 

I keep my fingernails in jars around my house...They make me happy...It's really the only thing that makes me happy, that and kool-aid...

 

Did anyone know that a large percentage of dust is from our skin.

 

yep. and your body is just a big ecosystem for bacteria and microorganisms.

when you're feeling down, just remember; you're never alone, and millions upon millions of lives depend on you for survival.

you're SPECIAL.

...to bacteria, anyway.

 

it's best when you put the fingernails and the koolaid in the same jar

 

I love that bugs live on me...they are my buddies and my crew...

 

how did you become so brilliant...

 

what about the feces collection I left for you under the love seat.....

You did find that, right?

 

I thought that was mine, I thought I left it there for a rainy day... Well, now knowing that it is yours, I will go build little statues of you...

 

Make sure they're anatomically correct. I am a unich after all.

Well I have been since the alligator incident atleast. You still owe me big for that one.

 

:croc:

penis' are biodegradable also.

 

Oh, god, Boog!
Don't rip off penises!

 

I know. me and shroomie planted a penis tree. We decided the whole world should be able to have one and share in the joy that I once experienced.