how to be truthful to your vow to chastity..

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  1. mitten_kitten

    mitten_kitten daisymae

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    Make sure the granny panties are stained for extra protection....
     
    mitten_kitten, Mar 2, 2008
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  3. Makaveli_Reborn

    Makaveli_Reborn No?

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    That's a two-for-one. Nobody will fuck you and hot guys will run themselves off.
     
    Makaveli_Reborn, Mar 2, 2008
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  5. i_was_in_shroom_land

    i_was_in_shroom_land Shroomier than you!

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    [​IMG] ;)
     
    i_was_in_shroom_land, Mar 2, 2008
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  7. Penny

    Penny Supermoderaginaire

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    yeah, I refused to have sex until I started having feelings again for a few months.. but the things I did might as well be considered sex. then I got feelings for that guy, we fucked.. it ended.. and I realized.. fuck this.. if I wanna fuck, I'll fuck.. but sex without feelings come nowhere near close to sex with feelings.

    when I was a virgin I wanted to wait for "the one" though.. and I'm glad I did. after that.. what's the point?

    sex doesn't mean anything without feelings.. it's just sex.. just.. use protection.. and have some respect for your partner.
     
    Penny, Mar 2, 2008
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  9. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    my boner would just bend the metal to suit its new form
     
    I'minmyunderwear, Mar 2, 2008
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  11. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    it's ok, i'm the right one, and another asshole who's hot :H
     
    I'minmyunderwear, Mar 2, 2008
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  13. DancerAnnie

    DancerAnnie Resident Beach Bum

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    My favorite way to NOT think about sex or want sex with anyone while in my long distance relationship? I don't shave my legs, armpits or pubes...

    Works everytime!
     
    DancerAnnie, Mar 2, 2008
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  15. green faerie

    green faerie m L e

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    i don't shave those things either, and it wouldnt stop me from strippin down and gettin it on if the time was right.

    and if the guy had second thoughts after that, i'd know it would've been a mistake to fuck him anyway. :)
     
    green faerie, Mar 2, 2008
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  17. lode

    lode Banned

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    Granny panties get me going.
     
    lode, Mar 2, 2008
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  19. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    I'm only horny once a month....so I usually distance myself from guys I would actually want to have sex with. Although one time I decided to fuck a friend - thank god he didn't want me or I would regret that.
     
    Tree-Hugger, Mar 2, 2008
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  21. lode

    lode Banned

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    I only get horny between blinking,
     
    lode, Mar 2, 2008
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  23. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    Holy shit! You're like Ross Perot...you must never blink!
     
    Tree-Hugger, Mar 2, 2008
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  25. DroopySnoopy

    DroopySnoopy The ORIGINAL Dr. Droop

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    I don't think it's a good idea to abstain from sex, it causes cancer and makes you go blind.
     
    DroopySnoopy, Mar 2, 2008
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  27. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    I don't have cancer....and my eyesight is improving. ;)
     
    Tree-Hugger, Mar 2, 2008
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  29. DroopySnoopy

    DroopySnoopy The ORIGINAL Dr. Droop

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    Ohhh Angela, that means you're doing it all wrong. :D
     
    DroopySnoopy, Mar 2, 2008
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  31. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    How am I doing it all wrong?
     
    Tree-Hugger, Mar 2, 2008
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  33. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    What if you already wear ugly panties on a regular basis...?
     
    mystical_shroom, Mar 3, 2008
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  35. Unknown American

    Unknown American Rogue Capitalist

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    Well that is one way.

    You could always wait until you found the right person.

    Just a thought.

    If chastity means that much to you.
     
    Unknown American, Mar 3, 2008
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