craigslist

so, apparently this weekend someone listed my name and cell # on craigslist under an ad in the "erotic services" part of Humboldt Craigslist. i woke up the next day with 13 gross messages from dudes trying to get laid

seriously, what the fuck man?? who does that??? didnt think i deserved it...kinda fucked with my head..

 

oh man that sucks.

 

yeah...

its always fun being called a whore.
ughhhh im so not one either.. i dont get it!

 

what the hell?

who did that?

 

Who is majorly pissed off at you? Seek and ye shall find.

 

lots of things in life I don't get.

If I were you,
I'd record all the voicemails and import them into an audio editing program and make some funky track and have all the voicemails go along with the song

and call it

"WTF PEOPLE ARE CREEPY"

 

That is fucked up. Big time.


You got the ad removed right?

 

thats terrible

you're a great gal and very sweet

 

yea actually it got removed within a day. i dont know how-i was out doing fieldwork all night w/no internet access. so i never actually read the ad. but i was curious what part of craigslist it was in so i called one of the guys back, hahaha. that was pretty funny actually.

i have an idea of who it was...i think it might have been my friend eliot's girlfriend, cause she found out he liked me
i thought she was cool, i never thought she would do something like this, but i have no idea who else would do that to me... im pretty well liked.. or so i thought?

Hahhahah @ stalk. i could get famous from that.

 

Someone probably think that they are hilarious.

 

yeah..probably. really immature though

 

you should give me the number to some of these guys...i'll call them and be really creepy

 

HAHAHHHA omg....that would be so funny.. if only you could record that somehow

 

if i could, i would....but i'll still call these fuckers

 

lol i almost feel bad for them though... cause they didnt know it was fake hahah

 

You know, I was just wondering the other day while peeing, how many successful relationships got formed because of 'looking for a good time' number on bathroom walls. A How'd you meet your wife kinda story.

"Hello, yes. I am looking for a good time. Do you like the zoo?"

"No, I don't like that... or that. No it's not that I'm afraid. Look, I gotta go, bye."

Anyway, sounds terrible. I'm sorry you had to go through that mate.

 

that's fucked-up.. I'm sorry.

those dudes trying to get laid need a life. but that's off the point.

I know what it feels like to be called a whore.

 

aww sweetie im sorry =[

you dont deserve that!!

 

I remember when I was 15.. a guy (or girl, probably girl) drew this picture of my face on the town's plaza where I used to hang out with all my friends, with my name under it, and my cell phone number, oh and my face had cocks in my mouth too, and it said "call me I'll suck your cock for free if you fuck me in the ass".

 

wtf?!!! that is so messed up. people seriously need to get lives...all those guys who called me are included...

its like, dont these people have better things to do with their lives than be petty and vindictive??