Advice for Stupid People

melting candles on your nether regions while getting undressed is not the meaning of strip-waxing

 

When..They Say It's "RAINING CATS AND DOGS"....It Doesn't Mean It's..."PAWING".....!!!



Yours.......With Sincere Apologies For The Above.....

Glen.

 

The bible IS a collection of fictional metaphors and parables.

 

going to church to confess your sins does NOT make you a better person. or even remotely likeable.

 

using a dictionary as a pillow will NOT increase your vocabulary.

 

having kids with your bangin' hot sister will not lead to you having bangin' hot kids. it will lead to retardedness. also see previous entry about not telling your kids they can be anything they want.

 

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Although vegetarians eat veg, humanitarians do NOT eat humans.

 

Revolving doors DO NOT have doorknobs!

 

Never Talk "Tough" To A Guy With A Flat Nose...And Squished Up Ears...


Cheers Glen.

 

If you bear an uncanny resemlance to the postman, it's probably not that big of a coincidence.

 

Never Believe Anything You Hear.....Until It's Been Officially Denied ...Many Times.....By The Highest Official Of That Organisiation.....



Cheers Glen.

P.S...Good Advice For All......Not Just The Stupid Ones.....

 

Never assume anything unless you know for sure you can work around it.

 

If u find yourself looking down on someone, be sure your hands outstretched.
If u find yourself looking up to someone, be sure it's because they'd do the same for you.

eden.

 

if someone has told you that they skipped a grade dont ask if they are smart
we will kill you eventually
physically or mentally

 

Dinosaurs are not as friendly as the ones on "the land before time"

 

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em,
never eat shredded wheat is a good way to remember North, East, South, West.
hopefully, you won't get lost.
but if you do -- do NOT get into a car with a stranger.

 

when going to the mall, and the door says "pull" dont forcefully try to push it.. and vise versa.

 

take candy from strangers

 

Don't stick your foot under the tire of a moving car no matter what anyone tells you.

Don't try to trim a hedge with a lawn mower then try and sue the lawn mower company because someone got hurt.

(both true stories)

 

Thats Not Advice For Stupid People......It's Advice For All Of Us......I Have Never Come Across This Quote Before........Thanks For Sharing It With Us...




Yours......Whilst Sitting Here In A Deep And Thoughtful State Of Mind...

Glen.

P.S.....Yes I Know It's Hard To Believe....But I Do Take Time Out To "Think" On (rare) Occasions......