Advice for Stupid People

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  1. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

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    melting candles on your nether regions while getting undressed is not the meaning of strip-waxing
     
  2. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    When..They Say It's "RAINING CATS AND DOGS"....It Doesn't Mean It's..."PAWING".....!!!



    Yours.......With Sincere Apologies For The Above.....

    Glen.
     
  3. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

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    The bible IS a collection of fictional metaphors and parables.
     
  4. nakedtreehugger

    nakedtreehugger craaaaaazy

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    going to church to confess your sins does NOT make you a better person. or even remotely likeable.
     
  5. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

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    using a dictionary as a pillow will NOT increase your vocabulary.
     
  6. nakedtreehugger

    nakedtreehugger craaaaaazy

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    having kids with your bangin' hot sister will not lead to you having bangin' hot kids. it will lead to retardedness. also see previous entry about not telling your kids they can be anything they want.
     
  7. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

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    HAHAHAHAHA1

    Although vegetarians eat veg, humanitarians do NOT eat humans.
     
  8. gesone

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    Revolving doors DO NOT have doorknobs!
     
  9. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    Never Talk "Tough" To A Guy With A Flat Nose...And Squished Up Ears...


    Cheers Glen.
     
  10. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

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    If you bear an uncanny resemlance to the postman, it's probably not that big of a coincidence.
     
  11. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    Never Believe Anything You Hear.....Until It's Been Officially Denied ...Many Times.....By The Highest Official Of That Organisiation.....



    Cheers Glen.

    P.S...Good Advice For All......Not Just The Stupid Ones.....
     
  12. gesone

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    Never assume anything unless you know for sure you can work around it.
     
  13. edenfield

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    If u find yourself looking down on someone, be sure your hands outstretched.
    If u find yourself looking up to someone, be sure it's because they'd do the same for you.

    eden.
     
  14. afowlking

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    if someone has told you that they skipped a grade dont ask if they are smart
    we will kill you eventually
    physically or mentally
     
  15. i_was_in_shroom_land

    i_was_in_shroom_land Shroomier than you!

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    Dinosaurs are not as friendly as the ones on "the land before time"
     
  16. Some call me Jim

    Some call me Jim Member

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    HA.

    em,
    never eat shredded wheat is a good way to remember North, East, South, West.
    hopefully, you won't get lost.
    but if you do -- do NOT get into a car with a stranger.
     
  17. i_was_in_shroom_land

    i_was_in_shroom_land Shroomier than you!

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    when going to the mall, and the door says "pull" dont forcefully try to push it.. and vise versa.
     
  18. marbchic

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    take candy from strangers
     
  19. OlderWaterBrother

    OlderWaterBrother May you drink deeply Lifetime Supporter

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    Don't stick your foot under the tire of a moving car no matter what anyone tells you.

    Don't try to trim a hedge with a lawn mower then try and sue the lawn mower company because someone got hurt.

    (both true stories)
     
  20. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    Thats Not Advice For Stupid People......It's Advice For All Of Us......I Have Never Come Across This Quote Before........Thanks For Sharing It With Us...[​IMG]




    Yours......Whilst Sitting Here In A Deep And Thoughtful State Of Mind...[​IMG]

    Glen.

    P.S.....Yes I Know It's Hard To Believe....But I Do Take Time Out To "Think" On (rare) Occasions......
     
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