Top 1000 things that you can do with an egg

give it to a homeless person

 

claim it as an dependant.

 

^^

then get sued by it so it can become and emancipated minor...egg

 

talk to it... eggs must get lonely... nobody else can fit inside of their shell... poor egg...

 

Use it to bring back the original numbers sequence of this thread.

 

put it under your shirt and pretend it's a pregnant belly. then have someone kick it and yell, "you killed my baby!" and them make them lick up the yolk.

 

teach it to read

 

Take the Egg to the Theater.
Abandon Egg in the restroom of a returaunt.
Send it in the mail to a freind.
Put it on a hamster wheel on your desk at work.

 

145. Register it for the Army !!!! yaya!! go egg!!! kill those sons of bitches!!!

 

make it the new member of the corleone family in godfather 4

 

Be the starship for Mork...from Ork...

 

crack it open on an old man who's sitting on a park bench, feeding ducks' head.

 

# 688. Roll it down a hill and scream at the top of your lungs!!!!

 

Place in the offering basket at church.

 

^ funny...

Have a heart felt conversation with...... a egg.....

 

Hardboil It......And Shoot It Out Of A "Potato Gun" At The Fellow Competitors In The "Last Post Wins Thread"...............As We Enter The Final Straight In This Competition.......I Will Do Anything.....And I Mean Anything....To Win This Competition...And Hold The Winners Trophy Aloft.........Looooooooove The Sweeeeeeet Smell Of Success......



Yours.........Whilst Dreaming Up Yet Another Evil Plan....

Glen.

 

Name it Glen, type in mostly caps with it.

 

683. smuggle it on an airplane in your carry on bag. (and maybe try to get these #s back on track.. next is 682)

 

Write a random phone number on it and place it in an old lady's handbag.

 

681. Act like a bird and sit on it till it hatches.