my little girl is a little boy.

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  1. Willy_Wonka_27

    Willy_Wonka_27 Surrender to the Flow

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    Tonight i just found out that my "female" rabbit has a penis and balls.

    ive never seen under his body before, because he doesn't like being turned on his back.... but after he started humping me i decided to look.
    one long gooey penis and 2 small balls.

    ive had him for 2 months now..... i must be blind.
    why the fuck did the guy who i got the bunny from tell me he was a girl?

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  2. skullkidnate

    skullkidnate ナサニエル

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    Rofl. I want a pet bunny.
     
  3. ghost of rat

    ghost of rat Senior Member

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    Ha lol tha happened to me.
    The pet shop said the cockateal we had was a boy..
    but then it laid an egg. It was funny because we thought my dad put it there as a joke.
     
  4. nesta

    nesta Banned

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    i love rabbits. plus they make good stew, but i'm working on getting meat out of my diet soon hopefully.

    but they're also cute and lovable, and i'd love a pet rabbit (not to eat!) :)

    a deer would be far cooler though, if i could have a deer as a pet (i'd also need a LOT of room to let him or her run around most of the time....not at all practical of course)

    anyway, whats your bunny's name? it would be funny if it was a boy named sue! :D
     
  5. zenloki

    zenloki Member

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    Willy you should respect his privacy.
     
  6. Willy_Wonka_27

    Willy_Wonka_27 Surrender to the Flow

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    This is the third time its happened to me.
    the first time it was with my hamster. i thought it was a boy, but it was a girl.... she was pregnant, and her babies ate her while i was on vacation.
    the second time was with a chicken that turned out to be a rooster...
    i actually knew a guy that kept deer as pets. he was pretty crazy and most of his furniture was made with taxidermied animals.

    and luckily my bunnies name is unisex. its 'Carob'

    huh?
     
  7. Frickr

    Frickr Member

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    i would laugh my ass off if i seen a bunny humping someone haha and yes i would laugh if it were me too
     
  8. mynameisjake07

    mynameisjake07 Banned

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    how could you have him that long and not notice?
     
  9. Willy_Wonka_27

    Willy_Wonka_27 Surrender to the Flow

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    his balls are very small,:nopity:, and are always covered by his bushy cotton tail. and he hates being on his back, so i never saw. the guy i got him from told me he was a girl, and he has never humped before. and i haven't been able to take him to the vet yet.
     
  10. veroness

    veroness There's only one :)

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    well he still is a good bunny and now no one as to be corrected when you say him or his. i didnt think he was humping, i thought it was all cuddling or something..

    are you going to get him nuetured?
     
  11. ESRUOS ENO

    ESRUOS ENO Senior Member

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    Silly rabbit.....Trips are for kids,,
     
  12. Gdeadhead420

    Gdeadhead420 DivineMomentsofTruth

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    maybe he/she's a transvestite? >.<
     
  13. Jimmy P

    Jimmy P bastion of awesomeness

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    :lol:

    there was never any doubt with my current dude-cat. huge balls. there was some confusion with a cat we had when I was a kid though, thought it was a he 'till she pushed out a litter of kittens, the whore.
     
  14. Autentique

    Autentique wonderfabulastic

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    The exact same thing happened to me when I was a kid. I was like 10 so it was a little more traumatizing
     
  15. amdoch

    amdoch Member

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    THE BABY'S FUCKING ATE THEIR OWN MOM? WTF!?
     
  16. Obscured By Clouds

    Obscured By Clouds Member

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    o_O Thats insane!!! I loled when i reAD this.
     
  17. weedwhacker

    weedwhacker TFM Bro!

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    wow i can't imagine a litter of baby hamsters eating their mom. is that even part of nature? i always thought there was an extremely strong connection of dependence between mother and child that prevented shit like that.
     
  18. skierdood

    skierdood Space For Rent

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    I clicked on this expecting to read about a grow operation gone wrong.
     

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