The Universal Am I /Is He Gay? Thread

There've been a few of these threads popping up, thought a might save a few the trouble and put my standard answers in one thread, feel free to add anything I've missed.

Oh, just in reference to gay men, I'm certainly no expert when it comes to Lesbians


Am I Gay?
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Born exclusive gay, likely to go through life never or hardly ever going to labialand.
Then you already know the answer to the question.
Big boobies scare you and you havent quite worked out why you hesitate when eating oysters
That feeling, like you're about to faint when you see the tall blonde high school quarterback, also a bit of a clue

Layaways (Bi now, Gay later)

Have sex with guys or get a boyfriend, thats the only way to know for sure


Guys that just like dick:

Doesnt have to be called anything, doesnt have to be bi, doesnt have to be gay. Cant a guy just like dicks?


Is he gay?
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Big Clues:
He has a boyfriend
He has sex with men
You've known him for 10 years and he's never had a girlfriend
He puts his hand down your pants when you grab his groin
He's over 30, no girlfriend/fiance/wifekids/kids on the way
He's married with four kids yet still has 4 male f***buddies

Little Clues:
Some other guys make him blush
He makes bedroom eyes at other guys

High School:
Is like the worst environment on earth to get your gay on, way too much pressure to fit in and avoid getting beaten by the bullies. If you want to find out if a guy in your high school is gay, you have to get him away from the influence of his friends and the rest of school. Start off with something not too 'date-ish' a sparring / running partner, game of tennis or a live band


Is he gay? (For the Wives)
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If you've gone 3 months without doing the nasty with your husband and he's not terribly frustrated with it.

He's getting it somewhere else, hookers, the secretary, the truckstop out by the old highway, the neighbours sister, fishing trips with ted etc.

You can maybe stretch that out to 6 months if you've trained him well

 

"You've known him for 10 years and he's never had a girlfriend"
that's me
does this mean im gay?!?!? OMG!!!