Should I tip my drug dealer?

you do not joke about drugs

 

i joke about them all the time

 

We give our guy about 5 bucks for gas usually, since he's kind enough to drop it off at our house (in the middle of the night usually). I think he appreciates it, but he never asked for it.

With the way gas prices are, I think it's the least we can do.

 

i dont tip but if its a homie then we will usually match

 

Don't tip your drug dealer.

Everyone knows he chinces you.

 

I have always given tips to my dealers.

Don't get caught.
Don't give credit.
Don't use your product.

 

Are you serious? I need to come down there.

 

Serious about what?
The hydroponic down here is so nasty.
It's definitely not organic. And it burns up so quick.

While the mids just taste like burning marijuana.

I don't know what people put in bud.
I don't grow.

 

One part magic, two parts rainbows, three parts roundup.

Delcious.

 

so what's roundup?

 

I'll only tip my drug dealer if he needs to be tipped upright-- otherwise I'm afraid he'll fall over. These questions are too hard when I haven't eaten any sugar or school paste.

 

Weed killer.

 

*pats stinkfoot on the head*

Gooboi!

 

I have tipped some, more like refused it when he tried to give money back

I knew he would need it to fight the motherfucking cops

 

I live for your approval- it validates me so-- thanks!

 

WHy would i tip him, im sure theres been times when im buyin that he has takin some of mine for his own profit. Drugs should never be tipped.

 

I might tip by sharing a doobie with whoever sells me the weed, but not usually, no. if at a coffeeshop though, and I feel inclined to tip, then I might leave some change.

 

If he delivers, definitely tip. I would never not tip my dealer. He delivers in the middle of the night, and once when we bought a quarter, he gave us like 3 extra grams for no extra charge.

 

I've never even thought of tipping my dealer before. Well unless a cup of tea counts as a tip, as he always comes in for a bit and chills out with us. However, the other day we had to call this other guy because our guy is on holiday in Thailand and this other guy was just freaky. He had a tattoo on his temple and instead of talking he was just grunting.