socks for sale?

I ran 13 miles barefoot in a race once..the last mile was the worse..my feet were like hamburger at the end. Wasn't one of the best ideas I have ever had.

 

great! if they do, you don't have to pay! they can't expect you to pay'em if they won't even let you stay in the building. honestly, do you think they'd care? it's not like you're standing trial for murder, you're just going in to pay off a fine. surely they wouldn't use a courtroom for something so trivial?

and anyways, wouldn't wearing socks but no shoes seem far more crazy than going barefoot?

 

Are you running for president? I'd vote for you Boog!

I'm just curious.... do you go barefoot ALLLLL the time? Like, do you never wear socks, even when your feet are cold? What about slippers?
Or shoes when you go to a particularly dirty place (like a gas station restroom ala britney?) (Don't know why I brought that up.)?

Also, I think Red had a good idea about telling them you can't afford to buy socks.

 

why don't you paint or draw shoes on your feet...

 

best idea so far

 

i don't own shoes.

i only have socks because someone gave me them for xmas.. they're still in the package.

i already know i'm weird.. but when i have anything on my feet, all i can think about is taking whatever off my feet. extrememly uncomfortable.

the welfare people in SC offered me these gift certificate thingies for free shoes. i told them no.

 

It's cool, I think weird is awesome. I was just curious, because I know my feet get cold in the winter without socks.
As far as shoes, I would rather be without them at home, but when I'm out, my feet just feel so tucked in and safe.
You probably think I'M weird for that. :tongue:

 

shoes are just weird..

 

Shoes are not weird when you live in an urbanized location. Then it can be dangerous and gross to not have shoe sometimes.

 

I'd suggest wearing shoes, and responding with "Yes your honor"

 

If she lived in Canada she'd be wearing winter boots.

 

I need to get a new foot file, I wore my last one out in two days...

I need the ped egg... I can even store my filings...talk about fantastic!

 

OMFG I'm eating shoom!

uke:

 

But it's delicate enough for a balloon...

And I was going to make you a locket with filings inside with friends forever written on it...

 

It looks like she's dumping parmesan cheese out of it...how gross were her feet...

 

heh... It does look like that, and it looks like about a pound of filings as well...
Could you imagine the sound it would make when dumping in a trashcan...

I'm going to buy someone one of those for a gift, I'll even test use it first and leave my filings in there for them.. I'm going to get many-a-thank yous...

 

It seems like the steel would cut you :tongue:

 

Boog just do what you do. Shoes are an unnecessary part of modern life. Two sister's hiked the Appalachian trail from Maine to Georgia in their bare feet, in mud, in rain, in snow, they forded rivers and summited peaks, all WITHOUT SHOES. Tell the judge you don't own any shoes and you don't have a job. Both are true, right? As long as it's the truth.

PS -this has nothing to do with my personal proclivities. Right is right.

 

i want to just go pay the fine.. ugh.. but at the rate things are going i might have to be there thursday morning at 8.. :nopity:


i wanna scream right now..

the only reason i even thought to sale the socks was i need the money and i know people will buy the weirdest shit online.

:leaving:

 

Do it.