I remember 4 years ago

thats like an ancient Chinese proverb right there

I'll stay so long as I can keep making my enemies cry and my friends laugh

 

You make me cry alot.

*shrugs*

 

well Hyphy recently said I am an alpha male

 

that's hot

 

I cried today...but then realized it was because I had something in my eye...
Maybe someday I will cry, anything is possible...

 

You are only 28!?

You young bitch ........
wahhhhhhhhh

 

I'm actually 73... My vagina just fell on the ground...

 

i don't think it's too squirty, i do not think such a thing exists
i think everyone loves a little juice

shroom, you are one sexy lady, i gotta say
one fine sexy piece of ass

 

Oh everyone loves juice alright, but I like to save mine til after I'm full.

 

Don't worry, I'll get you nice and full.

 

I'm going to abandon you long before you go senile and start shitting in the sink.

 

well he already has one of those two qualifiers... you know which one

 

Well damn! Adam it's the end of the road for us. Sorry man - blame Brian.

 

i don't remeber what i ate this morning shit 4 years yadamean?

 

I am still here after 4 years....

I am honored that Kayla still has a pic in her gallery I drew almost 3 years ago...maybe it'll be worth something soon.

 

That picture you did will forever be my favorite picture in the world...I want it on my headstone when I die, or since I plan on being stuff and put on display when I die, I want it made into a t-shirt and put on my body...

 

The picture Bird made for me was deleted when my computer was reformatted.

 

Remember the giant tampon pictures? That was great.

My personal favorite was Kayla picking her nose. Talk about priceless.