What would pot say if it could talk

i was listening to the Marijuana-louges and it had a track called "wat if pot could talk" and i was wondering what you would say if pot could talk

 

your burning me? idk I'm not very good at this.

 

that was on the track lol

 

smokin hot
i dont wana die
??

 

Don't smoke me, its only gonna make you wanna eat doughnuts and play with your balls.

 

duuuudee....

 

i love that track "your roomate pinches me when your not around"

 

ow, stop it.

 

nah, it'd say "pass that shit man", "I'm so stoned man", or "damn, this is some dank ass shit"

 

It would say "smoke me, my bitches!"

At least that's what she says to me.

 

more like Smoke me, its gonna make you wanna eat doughnuts and play with your balls

 

Its better to burn out than fade away?

 

Hi

 

"Warning, stupidity is a consequence, still enjoy"

 

It'd be like towlie, "im so high"

 

“One's condition on marijuana is always existential. One can feel the importance of each moment and how it is changing one. One feels one's being, one becomes aware of the enormous apparatus of nothingness -- the hum of a hi-fi set, the emptiness of a pointless interruption, one becomes aware of the war between each of us, how the nothingness in each of us seeks to attack the being of others, how our being in turn is attacked by the nothingness in others.”

 

"smoke me!!"