Midgets

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  1. High_Times_w_Kumar

    High_Times_w_Kumar Member

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    what would you do if you were beeing chased around your car by three midgets in a parking lot
     
    High_Times_w_Kumar, Feb 24, 2008
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  3. ESRUOS ENO

    ESRUOS ENO Senior Member

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    male or female
     
    ESRUOS ENO, Feb 24, 2008
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  5. High_Times_w_Kumar

    High_Times_w_Kumar Member

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    dude midgets lol
     
    High_Times_w_Kumar, Feb 24, 2008
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  7. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    heheh, id kick em in the nuts
     
    mr.greenxxx, Feb 24, 2008
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  9. Jimmy P

    Jimmy P bastion of awesomeness

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    I'd ask them if they wanted to be part of a cambodian midget fighting league in which they would team up with 39 other midgets to fight a full-grown african lion, armed only with their cunning.
     
    Jimmy P, Feb 24, 2008
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  11. ESRUOS ENO

    ESRUOS ENO Senior Member

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    IF they were female midgets I would be very interested in finding out why they wanted me so badly...
    If they were dudes' Id kick em in the head...

    Dont get it fucked up... Dont underestimate a midget...
     
    ESRUOS ENO, Feb 24, 2008
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  13. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    female midgets? lol as if
     
    mr.greenxxx, Feb 24, 2008
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    ava Member

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    i would laugh laughing now:lol:
     
    ava, Feb 24, 2008
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  17. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    at female midgets?
     
    mr.greenxxx, Feb 24, 2008
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  19. ESRUOS ENO

    ESRUOS ENO Senior Member

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    Id love a foresome with three female midgets... I would frickin.. love it.......
     
    ESRUOS ENO, Feb 24, 2008
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  21. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    hahahaha :lol:
     
    mr.greenxxx, Feb 24, 2008
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  23. Reefer Rogue

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    beat the shit out of them
     
    Reefer Rogue, Feb 24, 2008
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  25. Sn0wBl1nd

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    well first, id spray their eyes with pepper spray then i would handcuff the little bastards and drive them down to Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory.
     
    Sn0wBl1nd, Feb 24, 2008
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  27. Mother's Love

    Mother's Love Generalist

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    Midget is a derogatory word, and shouldn't be used.
     
    Mother's Love, Feb 24, 2008
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  29. Colimon

    Colimon Cheesus Christo

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    Hey, that reminds me of a song by Lil Wyte... It's called "ACID". "Feeding Doritos to a Tree, A Million Spiders After Me, I'm On Aciddd!"
     
    Colimon, Feb 24, 2008
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  31. Willy_Wonka_27

    Willy_Wonka_27 Surrender to the Flow

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    exactly, the PC term is "oompa loompa"
     
    Willy_Wonka_27, Feb 24, 2008
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  33. PharmaPhunk

    PharmaPhunk Banned

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    What? how the fuck does midgets remind you of that?
     
    PharmaPhunk, Feb 24, 2008
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  35. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    muwahahahahahaha... good call
     
    jo_k_er_man, Feb 24, 2008
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  37. Angel86

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    Take pics w/ my phone because without proof..no one would believe me!
     
    Angel86, Feb 24, 2008
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  39. paperPlanes285

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    because the line before that is
    "gettin chased around the car by some midgets in the parking lot, feed doritos to a tree, a million spiders after me"

    or something like that.
     
    paperPlanes285, Feb 24, 2008
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