If YOU Met PARiS HiLTON What Would U Do With Her?..

If YOU Met PARiS HiLTON What Would U Do With Her?..

& what do you think of Paris Skilton www.aussieParisHilton.com ?

 

lol...u spot it u got it...

i wouldnt mind borrowing one of her yachts for a few days

 

pickpocket her. its not like its her money.....

 

Get her high and make her eat a cheeseburger. Then while she's distracted I'd put her chihuahua in my pocket and make a run for it.

 

first i would lock myself into a titanium chastity belt, and throw the key into a vat of acid to melt it. I DON'T WANT HER ANYWHERE NEAR MY DICK! next i would fight her off with a 10 foot cattle prod. i saw the movie "waxworks" last week; paris hilton co-stared in it. elisha cuthbert was the star, and good thing too! elisha cuthbert can at least act. paris hilton could not act her way out of an open paper bag! hilton needs to stick to what she does best... being the std queen of internet porn!

 

take her purse and look thru her cell and see whos on it... take all her money that isnt even hers...

 

slap her

 

who the hell is paris hilton :]'

 

woah....so much hate

i would do alot of her prime coke with her. then we would trip on some of this pure liquid L, then have crazy sex right when we were peaking :rainbow: or whatever kind of sex we could have frying so hard. then after we chilled out i would see if she can actually get better buds than me with her millions :tongue:

..::~peace~::..

 

we actually invited Paris & Nicole Ritchie to come to the Hippiestead during the taping of Simple Life 2 Road Trip; went in for the casting call & all, but the casting folks picked a nice alternative family on the other side of the county instead; they had a really cool dancing goat. But if Paris & Nicole had came to visit, we were going to have them make some tie-dyes & make sandwiches to give to homeless folks.

 

DO WHAT??? as i said: "i don't want her anywhere near my dick!" i don't hate her. if anything, i feel sorry for her. that poor woman has big time problems, that will most likely put herself (and, anyone around her) into a early grave! i'm scared if she even looked at my dick it might fall off!

 

Test her for Rabies...

 

lol! i cant believe only one person so far has said they would would have sex with her! your all in denial! I'd have sex with her secretly record it then blackmail her for millions of dollars otherwise id post it on the net

 

I'd slap her, tell her she can still fix her life, and then show her a good time(non sexual xD). Oh, and I'd tell her it wouldn't hurt to go to a community college and act/look smarter. Oh, and stop being anorexic. Oh, and...yeah it goes on. Not that me saying that stuff would do anything...

 

I would say hello. She's actually a lovely person in real life.

 

Dude Id fuck a LOT LIZARD for a wooden nickle before Id even think about paris...

 

She's probably an interesting person to talk to, just because she's been so many places. No hate from me.

 

I'd just ignore her, I guess. I enjoy listening to her songs but I don't have a very respectable opinion of her as a person.

 

i'd take all of her stuff and sell it on ebay.

 

Bum some coke off her.

 

Probably shake her and say something like "Nice to meet you or blah".