Baby Farms

This is for everyone, but especially Pavel! It's the most amazing thing I've heard of...today. Baby farms. Which means that you can GROW babies! I'm off to plant fetuses tomorrow!

 

Nooooooo what?

 

Hahaha, I love the baby eating sagas. But yeah, baby farming...is a term you'd have to Wiki or Google because it's harder than hell to explain or even really understand. I haven't quite gotten what it is except that it was like really fucked up orphanages that sold babies whose mothers were dead, ill, or so poverty-stricken that they gave them up in hopes of better lives for them. They haven't really been too spoken of since the 20's when the laws started interfering with their neglect.

 

I just hope they don't harvest with those big machines with the huge propellers on the front like they do corn.

 

No, no, babies are handpicked. By this guy.

 

anyone wanna plow my vagina?

 

I bet that guy in the picture would do it and consider it a leisure activity!

 

HAHAHAHAHA! I am so glad I started coming here. You guys crack me up.

 

This is a very important thread and I must keep it alive for the sake of the business. We're going to be poor and hungry if you guys don't contribute. And when Manda and Pavel get hungry, toddlers start disappearing.

 

LOL. Dont eat babies.

 

baby soylent green?

 

A Modest Proposal...

”I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance in London, that a young healthy child well nursed is at a year old a most delicious, nourishing, and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled ...”

http://art-bin.com/art/omodest.html

 

Well, if you grow them yourself, then it's like...organic or something.

 

If you truly grow them yourself, its like cannibalism lol

 

But when they grow in a cabbage patch they equal food. Only food grows in cabbage patches.

 

so how do I plant my baby seed?

 

Plenty of animals eat their own young...they must know something we don't..

 

meh, if it's not especially for me, i don't care

 

If you want to farm babies, too, underwear, then it IS especially for you. And crummy...thanks for asking a question with an answer I haven't thought up yet.

 

Don't hurt the children *in a Michael Jackson voice*!


Boogabaah, just tell me where to sign and I'm there! :reddevil: