Tough question! Hmmm....ok, in no particular order: FUBAR Old School (surprised nobody mentioned this one) Jackass (ok, I know some parts are nasty....but others are SO funny) House Of 1,000 Corpses (sick, but oh so funny)
Forgot to mention the second funniest army movie of all time "in the army now" also worthy of mention is house guest.
Here are some of my favorite quotes and dialogues from Pulp Fiction, barring the one I already mentioned. Bear with me if I mess up at all on them. "Want some bacon?" "No man, I don't eat pork" "Are you Jewish?" "Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all. Pigs are filthy animals - I don't eat filthy animals." "But bacon tastes good...porkchops taste good." "Hey, sewer rats may taste like pumpkin pie, but I wouldn't know, 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfuckers. Pigs sleep and group in shit - that's a filthy animal. I won't eat nothing that hasn't enough sense to regard its own feces." "How about dog? Dog eats its own feces." "I don't eat dog neither" "Yeah, but do you consider dog to be a filthy animal?" "I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog 'filthy', but they're definitely dirty - but a dog's got personality...personality goes a long way." "Ahh, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he'd cease to be a filthy animal...is that true?" "Well, we'd have to be talking about one charming motherfucking pig!" "So, tell me again about the hash part..." "Okay, it breaks down like this - it's legal to buy it, it's legal to own it, it's legal to sell it. It's legal to carry it, but that doesn't matter, 'cause - get a load of this, okay - if you get stopped by a cop in Amsterdam, it's illegal for them to search you. I mean, that's a right the cops actually don't have. "Oh man...I'm going, that's all there is to it. I'm fucking going." "I know baby, you'd dig it the most! But you know what the funniest thing about Europe is are the little differences. I mean, they got the same shit over there that they got here, but it's just over there it's a little different." "Example?" "Well, in France you can walk into a movie theater and buy a beer. And I'm not talking about no paper cup, I'm talking about a glass of beer. And in Paris, you can buy a beer at McDonald's. You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris? "They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?" "No man, they got the metric system! They wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is!" "Well, what do they call it?" "They call it a 'Royale with Cheese' " "'Royale with Cheese'...what do they call a Big Mac?" "A Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it 'Le Big Mac' " " 'Le Big Mac'...heh...what do they call a Whopper?" "I don't know, I didn't go in a Burger King. Do you know what they put on french fries in Holland instead of ketchup? Mayonnaise...I seen 'em do it, man! They fuckin' drown 'em in that shit!" "Alright, let's not go sucking each others' dicks quite yet..." (LOL!) "Ain't no fuckin' ballpark! Look, maybe your method of foot massaging differs from mine, but putting your hands on his wife's feet and sticking your tongue in the holiest of holies ain't the same fucking ballpark...it ain't the same fucking league...it ain't even the same fucking sport!" "Do you give a foot massage?" "Heh...don't you go telling me about foot massages...I'm the foot fuckin' master!" "Got it good?" (I messed up on that, I know) "Shit yeah! I got my technique down and everything. I don't be tickling her or nothing!" "Would you give a guy a foot massage?" ".....Fuck you." "What does Marcellus Wallace look like?" "He's white!" "What country are you from?" "What?" "Well, 'What' ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak english in What?" "What?" "English, motherfucker - do you speak it?!" "Yes!" "What does Marcellus Wallace look like?" "He's...he's black!" "Does he look like a bitch? *shoots* DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?!" "No!!" "Then why'd you try to fuck him like one?" "No!!" "Yes you did! Yes you did, Brett - you tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace doesn't like to be fucked by anyone but Mrs. Wallace." "With this shit, I'll take the Pepsi Challenge with that Amsterdam shit any old day of the fucking week." "That's a bold statement."
dumb & dumber-jim carrey tommy boy-chris farley so i married an axe murderer-mike myers almost heroes-chris farley without a paddle-seth green,matthew lillard Ace Ventura pt. 1 and 2-jim carrey kindergarten cop-arnold swartzeneger jackass the movie-johnny knoxville,bam margera,steve-o,chris pontius,raab himself,rake yahn,ryan dunn. road trip-tom green
Some of my favourite comedies: - Army of Darkness - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut - Muriel's Wedding (every woman/ABBA fan needs to see this) - Shrek - Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle (omg go see this go see this go see this!)
