My penis gets hard when I think of....

...the fact that i have 5 free mins with nobody else around.

 

Dismemberment, gore, intestines hanging from a cut in half body...
Oh yea and that one time i saw a baby that was cooked and then run over with a car.
I blew my nut to that.

 

driving on a bumpy road makes my penis hard

 

oh yea and my xbox controller

 

A big....................................fat.............................................juicy.................................sexy..................................fat (again)........................................STEAK! gets my humungus penis hard

 

a nice big fat bud with trichs all over it

 

yeah, what he said.. if i had a penis. opening up a bag of some stanky pretty bud for the first time always makes me gush..

 

I wish my penis would get hard it just hangs there and looks sad...I even tried to give it a handshake and it still just layed there, emotionless...sigh...

 

I am disappointed I opened this thread with the anticipation of finding out what made shroom's penis hard.

If I had a pennis it would always be hard...I typed "pennis"

 

Whenever I see Ronald McDonald it starts to move a little...So there is still hope..

 

Maybe you could prop it up with something. Or dress it up in a tuxedo and call it "Mr. Bond" to make it feel suave...

 

That is a fabulous idea... I have a Pee-Wee Herman tie I could put on it..Maybe that would cause some sort of reaction.. Or I could go and try watching some Benny Hinn, that usually works...