So, I'm going to see a fortune-teller for the first time

on Saturday. And no, I don't really believe in this type of thing but she is, locally at least, very respected.

What do you think she will predict for me?

Specifics please. I will post the results of who is correct on Saturday evening.

 

iiiiii predict.. a waste of $50? lol

 

More like $1.50. Do I look like a complete idiot?

 

I predict you will find the love of your life pretty soon, but you just have to have a bit of patience.

Bad luck is coming your way in the form of something abstract, but eventually you will come out of it stronger.

You will find something you have lost for a long time.

She will also tell you that you are a talented musician.

 

i find fortune tellers terribly amusing to see, but hereabouts theyre always stupid expensive (like, $20 for a tarot card reading which i can do my own damn self with my tarot cards)

 

I went to one f those people, pure bull crap, 90% of what she was telling me was completly untrue

 

Depends...Is it an old gypsy fortune teller ? I mean, a real Gitana.
Cause I tell you....when I went to see one of those, she was pretty correct.
I'd say 92% correct.

 

So 10% was true. Don't be such a pessimist.

 

You're going to be murdered drunk dialing that insane bitch next time you get drunk.

 

she'll tell you a bunch of shit that anybody can relate to.

like horoscopes... apparently i fit the characteristics of like... 6 or 7 different signs.. know what i mean? lol.

she'll look at you, and based on whatever age you look like, she'll ask questions that are likely for your age group... like.. to have an uncle named.... Joe................... lol unno. but you get my point. right?

 

HAHAHAHAHA!

RT is saving my life. When I'm drunk and/or bored lately, I come on here.

 

A girl I meet in college, she had known me for less than a week and we didnt really talked that much. She brought her tarot cards one day and read them to me, I never felt more exposed. I made her stop, because there were like 10 people listening to what she was saying and it made me feel really uncomfortable. It was not the prediction that impressed me, but how much she could see into me.

 

This will be fun on Saturday cos i'm pretty sure this woman has never dealt with a foreigner before. So, if she comes out with the stereotypical answers for Thai men of my age, she will be sooooo wrong.

 

Maybe she'll predict that you won't have to pay the 1.50$ if you're into some older ladies.

 

That you will die a horrible horrible death.


No wait that was my fortune. Nevermind.

 

If you can add the words "in bed" to whatever she says and it makes sense, then you know it's a true fortune.

 

Or maybe she'll guess some sterotypical farang stuff.

You're hiding out in thailand because of a broken heart, you drink too much.

Like looking in a mirror eh?

 

Put the Psychic Friends Network on speakerphone and let them fight over your ultimate fate.

 

Aquarius, you're gonna die. Capricorn, you're gonna die. Gemini, you're gonna die... twice.

 

*you will face a difficult time in the near future, but if you persevere you will find what you truly desire*